h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Now who would have thunk that? I'm back anyone who's interested and although I'm certainly not bigger and better I'm slightly more wise, slightly madder, and slightly more expelled from school.
Yes since October I have been:

expelled
diagnosed with manic depression
managed to hang on to the girlfriend Nikki
come out with an amazing number of faux pas
been to A&E 4 times
embarassed numerous people and been sent numerous pieces of hate mail.

So yes hullo I'm back for business and around for anyone who wants to talk to me. I'll be redoing things, chucking myself back into society and reminding The Language Thing who the boss is.

Kat
xx

Kat!!!!!!!!!!



Woo! You're back!

Well well! Hello there!

Missed you sweetie! Hello! xx

GENNNEEE!!!!! Sorry Joe but I've already leapt on you numerous times.

Whats going on? Whats the world doing? And...where is everyone?

I know, it's a bit confusing saying hi to you in lots of places... don't worry about the not leaping thing

Everyone appears to be... well, not here.

I'm here
And as the others have beaten me to saying its good to have you back

~Skenvoy

Ahhh!!!! Sken!! thanks for dropping in! Ive missed you! So what you been up to hmm? Busy being a bumble bee?

just school really Otherwise I'm just going on as usual; bands and stuff in my free time

~Skenvoy

What exams are you doing?

And...and something must have happened!! There must be SOMETHING to talk about!

I'm doing my AS's right now, I've had biology (today) and I have maths, philosophy and ethics and history to go.
But no I can't really think of much I have done...I'm trying to remember when I last spoke to you before you left... had I gone on tour then? If not I toured Germany with the band I'm in

~Skenvoy

You did?

No-one told me

MEEEEEEEEEE!

Genevieve sweetest what would you like us to talk about you? WE can talk about school, or friends, or your love life *ponders this point VERY quietly* or your head or what you ate for tea or anything!

Hey everyone I met a psychologist today and she was really nice and I didnt feel scared of her at all....but I was really nasty to my psychiatrist and I think shes finally realised that maybe she was a bit stupid trying to bully and patronise me. But now Im very tired and need a big cuddle.

And Sken...what band!?

*gives Kat a big cuddle*

Its just a brass band I'm in... I'm hoping that the ska/jazz band I'm in will do some tour this year or something as it would be really cool to tour with them.

~Skenvoy

Whooo ska/jazz??? VERY WHOO!!! What do you play? You're going to say trumpet aren't you and Im going to have to hate you for it

nah, I play the trombone

~Skenvoy

Why would you have to hate him for it?

Trumpet players are wrong. Actually...brass instruments in general are wrong because they make your lips odd and are bad for your teeth....but trumpets are specially wrong because Nick's ex plays the trumpet.

Stupid trumpets!