h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This a journal entry that will attempt to redeem the noble chicken! I've watched a show about chickens about a couple years ago and one of the tidbits was a story about a hen risking her life in a hawk attack! Also there is Mike the chicken; the chicken who lived courageously without his head for over a year, thusly being put in the world record book for being the longest lived animal without a head! So the next time it's just us chickens hanging around remember the stock we come from and we should try to make our chicken brethren proud. Good day, and thank you.