h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm going to Sydney now.
Back in 50 hours.
From... NOW!

Hopefully you read this at just the right time, otherwise you won't be able to accurately sychronise your watches.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do!

I guess that's 49 now. I mean, it's been an hour.

By the way, did you yodel this? That's important, you know.

Another thing--my watch stops rather often. Should I synchronize it anyway? And if I do, in what time zone should I? You're not going to be back in time to answer that, are you? I'll just sychronize it with various things hourly until you get back. For instance, I'm going to synchronize it with cat-feeding time once I do that. Then I'll synchronize it so it's an hour ahead, then I won't have to synchronize it again for TWO hours. Yes.

As for your last bit there, is it okay if I do something you wouldn't do after you get back?

AHHHGHGHGHG!!

*pounds he watch into a useless pulp*

Well, if I can't synchronize to bubster what damned GOOD is it I ask ya?

Hey Spartus, is it time to feed Nigel?

Naw, I fed him...er, what day is it?

Um... 3 weeks until I go to London.

Okay, so I don't have to feed him for...twenty-five minutes.

Or until he starts yowling. Whichever comes first.

I wish that worked for me. Do you think if I yowl at work someone will feed me?

Either that or euthanize you. I don't think it's a risk worth taking.

Ahh... he speaks wisely.

*hurridly reconsiders the yowling tactic*

So... It's Friday and I don't want to be at work anymore today. I'm done. Yes I am.

I was also going to order my invitations and announcments, but I've decided to double-check with Andy because I want this bit to be a collaborative bit, because I know it's something he'll look at. He's a very visually oriented person.

*be's back*

Nuh unh.

I don't believe it.

Yah haah!

*waves and points at familiar non-Sydney landmarks*

*closes her eyes tight*

I don't see nothin'.

Listen!

*listens to all the calming non-Sydney noises*

*stuffs her fingers into her ears*

What? WHAT?? WHAT????

NO GOOD! AGGGGHHHHH!!!

Don't you make me make you smell...

*yoinks her fingers out of her ears and opens her eyes*

Welcome back!

WooHoo!

Excellent finger-yoinking by the way...

Well, thank you. I learned from the master.

I have to work on my hill-running-for thing though. Yes.

Just start by walking for the slight gradients and work up from there.