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Let's face it, who doesn't like Oroes?

They have not long been available here but, being long famed in legend and forum, when I first saw 'em I had to have 'em.

It's been a long struggle since: not buying every single packet I see and eating them until I balloon up into a Wonka factory reject. But that's all over now, because my boyfriend has discovered them and developed a deep and abiding desire for them. Now *he's* buying them at every turn and resistance is futile.

All I can say is: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Giving in to sweet temptation.
Pardon my drool.

MMMMmmmmm oreos...

Do you have double stuff there yet??

*grumbles loudly at the unfairness of it all, the tyranny of distance, the hound of the baskervilles and all that*

That would be a no.

Well, take heart, you'll get it soon. Then your world will be, to use a word, perfect.

It's on it's way!

*gazes longingly toward the horizon*

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*gazes admiringly at Spartus*
Is there anything he *doesn't* know?

Meanwhile... Mmmmmmm. Useless cookie butts.

*falls over laughing in a juvanille way because of the generous use of the word "butt" in this thread*

If I used the term 'fag butts' would you know the meaning?

In the meantime, never seen what the fuss was about oreos... I'll take a chocolate chip cookie over an oreo anyday

I got some Oreos for my birthday, too. She luuuuuuuuuuuvvvvs me.

I got some Oreos for my birthday, too. She luuuuuuuuuuuvvvvs me.

And I luuuuuuuuuuuvvvv double-posting, too. Yes I do.

*yoinks off Spartus' cookie but and sticks two of him together*

Mmmmmmm double stuf Spartus.

There's TWO of me? *be's worried*

Yes. Spartus and Spartus. The Double Stufs.

He's beside himself!

Yes, but he melts easily with a blow torch!

Oreo-variety update:

Tonight at the store I saw Grinch-version Oreos, with green filling, Christmas ones with red filling, and white-fudge covered ones.

Thank you. No, wait--thank all of YOU.

I can't eat the white fudge ones. Too sweet.

I want to eat the Grinch ones. I like Grinch Oreos.

Although, and this is the real truth, I'm looking at Jim Carrey as the Grinch and he honestly scares me. He harkens me right back to the day when I was five and first read about the Grinch and he was a scary guy.

Scary. I'm sticking to it.