h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yesterday was my birthday and... Well, what can I say? All birthdays should be that nice. Pardon me if I hum contendedly for the foreseeable future.

May I smile encouragingly and nod in a friendly way?

*smiles and nods*
*smiles and nods*

*seconds the encouraging nodding and smiling and gives bubs a hefty, brotherly smack on the back for good measure*

That'll hold 'em.

*hums contentedly*
*in harmony even*

*goes up a third*

I'll see your third and raise you this imitation maple syrup.

*wishes he had said: "I'll see your third and raise you an octave"*

*puts on his gamblin' hat*

Shh!

i said happy birthday very quietly as you may have some ill effects from krissy's alky-hol by now.

Well, bubster, we'll just pretend you said that, okay?

I'll see you that octave and raise you an aria.

I see your, um, aria - you should cover that up, missy!

*takes the fifth*

*didn't want it anyway*

Why not give hima brief, brotherly smack on the lips instead, and see what he does...?

Happy B b!

*gives bubster a brief brotherly smack on the lips to see what he does*

*waits with a camera*

Ewww... I've got spittle all over my hand now.

*click*

*wonders whether that's REALLY what Hypo meant*

*reacts - albeit slowly - by blinking three times*

What I need to know is, was the smack brotherly?

I mean, I tried, but I'm not trained professionally or anything...

Well, the best person to ask would be my brother. Oh, except that a brotherly smack killed my brother. Same old same old.