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Post 1

bubster

Think I'll build me an empire.


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Post 2

bubster

Well, that was easy. Next!


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Post 3

Classic Krissy

I think..when I walked in and saw the "build an Empire" plan with a line through it...I think I laughed almost till I would vomit. I really did.


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Post 4

bubster

Pleasure to be of service.

Oh, and I'll have someone round to clean up the vommie.

Imperial decree 7: Oh, beetle!

By Order.


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Post 5

Classic Krissy

Boy... beetle gets all the doo-doo jobs don't he? Is he the head cleanup guy? smiley - smiley


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Post 6

Hypoman

Bags being the commander of the First Imperial Legion of the order of the most high and exalted, grand commander and emperor of the Independent and highly sought-after Commonwealth of bubsterland...smiley - winkeye!


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Post 7

Classic Krissy

Who's Bags?


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Post 8

bubster

Fair enough: Imperial decree 22B: He who is Hypoman shall be reintituled Bags. I mean, reintituled Commander of the First Imperial Legion of the Order of the Most High and Exalted, Grand Commander and Emperor of the Independent and Highly Sought-After Commonwealth of bubsterland.

And, what with all those capital letters, The George and member of the Commonwealth may also refer to Hypoman as Baggy Caps.

By Order.


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Post 9

Classic Krissy

YES!! Baggy Caps!! YAY!!! You'd better go change your name Hypo...I mean Baggy...


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Post 10

Hypoman

Yes Ma'am...smiley - winkeye!


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Post 11

Classic Krissy

Wow!! Baggy sure is prompt..AND polite! smiley - winkeye


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Post 12

bubster

It's in his Duty Statement.


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Post 13

Hypoman

*falls over in shock... Mumbles weakly...*

You mean I'm *compelled* to act that way? Wow...smiley - tongueout!


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Post 14

bubster

Only by your own high ethical standards. Oh, and this big big stick, of course smiley - winkeye


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Post 15

Classic Krissy

The Great George is the one with the Big Big Stick...which is why we let him be in charge. *walks around carefully avoiding the Big Big Stick's business end*


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Post 16

bubster

*be's secure in the knowledge that the Big Big Stick has TWO business ends*


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Post 17

Hypoman

bubster was once Australian, remember - every stick has multiple functions, and bigger sticks have more...smiley - tongueout


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Post 18

Classic Krissy

Well great. Now I'm all nervous about being so high up the ladder in this empire. People who carry sticks with two business ends are likely to be twice as violent, I figgre.


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Post 19

Emmy, Baroness Bikini Beachwear Babe of Bubsterland

I still don't have a title smiley - sadface

*sulks*

Can't I be Duchess of Bikinis or something?


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Post 20

bubster

How'sabout BaronessBikini, BeachwearBabe of bubsterland...?


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