h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Reseacher,
And welcome to h2g2. My name's Midnight Angel.

I'm your <./>ACE</.> (assistant community editor)
I am here to meet and greet you,and help you find your way around h2g2.

I have selected some useful links to get you started,but before we explore the links if you go to <./>UserDetails</.> you can change your researcher number for a nick name.by doing this will help other researchers to remember you.

now its time to get you started, First lets catch the to the <./>Welcome</.> page
next stop is... I am new what do i do now? A868098 This page will come in very handy.

To make yourself more familiar with the site try the feisor A719840 where you will find some very useful links,to help you.

Take another to the <./>DontPanic-Tour</.> you will find this very useful.
Another great stoping point would be <./>DontPanic</.> help center

Why not visit <./>ThePost</.> h2g2's very own newspaper.
The place to find out whats happening here on h2g2

Also if you have any factual writing you want to post why not add it in the PeerReview

Now you may have noticed all over h2g2 that we use smileys like this
vistit <./>SMILEYS</.> to find out more.

Another page to visit to spice up your page is A690518.

If you have a question? Why not ask in <./>ASKh2g2</.>


You should have enough to get you started now

Well Researcher i'll let you explore the links i have selected for you. But if you need any assistance then dont hesitate to ask me, to do this you can either click reply to this message at the bottom, or.. click on my name
Before i go i would like to invite you to come along to my page at U220962 where we can have a natter over and , see you soon .

..Angel..

You little angel you!

Thanks - I will endeavour to spice up my page when I can get these naughty beasts under control!

meanwhile please share my

Hello Laura

You are most welcome for the welcome.

you dont mind if i pass on the as i dont like

But you may join me in someand

ah Angle!

Pass 'em on by all means.

for the char and the too.

Lara (plus beasts)

Are those home-grown, or off-the-shelf?

Laura you are welcome



Reseracher would you like some home made

Can i just say to you if you go to <./>UserDetails</.> you can change your research number for a nick name..
people will be able to remember who you are

LOL Angle!

Have I not changed my R. No for a nick? LARA Lewington's Faboulous Breasts is certainly more nick than number - No?

you have but EL didnt but seems to have now


aaawwwww no makes me please no more

there, there my Angle!

If you call me Lara (instead of Laura - who the hell is SHE?!) I will refrain from thinking of you as an Acute -after all, to be fair, you may well be a very cute ANGEL!

Angel,

I changed to "El Bandido dos Boobies. Ole!" as a joke, but someone didn't like it and re-set it to the number.



So now I'm back to Catmint rustling, which doesn't sound nearly as much fun!

LARA
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OOPPsss im I am totally hopeless with names i will try remember

Oh i am a sweet lil



EL
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your name could have been offensive to other users thats why it would have been taken from you..
The name you have now seems preety though

Angel,

I'm a bit disappointed that the word "boobies" might be found offensive in the 21st Century (unless you're the Taliban) , but there you go. Ho hum, and all that!

EL
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dont take it personal

But you do have to realise although that may not be offensive to lots of people,
researchers from all over the world use the site includeing children.

Angel Ace - I am appalled to think that children all over the world would be corrupted by the jocular reference to my fabo breasts as BOOBIES by my mate Catmint.

So Faboulous Breasts is Ok for children (well I think so)
and Boobies is pure wickedness? (well you seem to think this word is morally questionable)

I smile a wry one and say:

PLEEASE!

ALL six year olds giggle about boobies - no child on earth with half a brain would be offended by Catmints addition of boobies to his nome de h2g2!

Lighten up???

LARA
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Im not offended at all by the name. was just saying if you had your tag taken from you there was found to be a reason, i dont know if that was the reason, i just asume it could be. tell you what do you want me to check why
your name was taken from you and replaced with a research number??

regards..
..Angel..

Angel

I have not had my name replaced! It is poor Catmint who apparently has - he of the boobies.

I am glad you like my kick-boxing beasts and heaven forefend that any poor child surfer should be corrupted by their antics.

Perhaps some research into the number of pre-teens using h2g2 without parental supervision might make an interesting guide entry!