h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

They really would, that while you're busy knocking down the house and building a new one, that you're really busy. The kind of life busy that can't be put off lest the puppies escape through a wall hole and a keystone be forgotten and bring all of Australia down around the world's ears.

However, though one expects this, I still miss you and hope you're around to talk to sometimes.

Mostly because I love you.

yes.

Yes, you probably do, that mostly what we're doing at the moment is watching while the experts pull out all the old stuff like kitchens and bathrooms and walls, and - hopefully any day now - put in some new ones. We don't have much to do until we paint everything at the end of it all and give them cheques for large amounts of money.

They do, however, keep turning the power off and we have no running water in the house at the moment - except that the toilet still works, thank Bob!

So, anyhoo, I try to be around - yes I do - and I love you too and I hope that you're getting enough Andying to keep you moving for a while.

I'm glad that you are employing proffesionals as I don't have the proper medical coverage to take care of you if you get a splinter or anything. Just make sure not to drink the paint.

I am positively SHIMMYING from the amount of Andy I'm getting at the moment. It's got me moving, shaking and bouncing around so much they are going to have to make Chicago earthquake-proof.

I'm happy, yes I am. Best boy in the whole wide world loves me and is gonna love me forever. BLISS!!!

*bliss' about*

So, how do you feel about that?

People keep ASKING me that.


Am I being too subtle and subversive?

Vell, vot do you tink?

Vell, vot do you tink?

Vell????

You VILL tell me! YOU VILL TELL ME!

Vat do I tink abot VAT?

I vill tell you, but you have to tell me vat to tell you.

Oh, sorry. Um, I forget. Did I say sorry yet? Sorry. It's this short-term memory... thing. Sorry? Sorry.