h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I liked it when we pretended you were in the Olympics. I thought that was very very funny.

Hee hee. Me too.

We're good at that kind of thing. We need to be silly and bored like that more often. We could conquer the world.

I have. But then you don't know that I'm one half of the Queen of the Universe, do you? That was before you were here.

I'm one half of the Queen of the Universe.

Ah! Wait a mo. I did know that. And tree is the other half.

Could I be the brat princess of the universe?

Perhaps.

Are you ready to whine and kick things for your country?

Well, as long as it's for my country, I'm prepared to make any sacrifice...

When can I start?

No no no...that's just the beginning.

Are you prepared to kick the back of people's seats while saying "How much LONGER?" and "Where ARE we, anyway."?

Are you prepared to go to Toys R Us and break some very expensive, yet useless piece of crap?

Do you mean AGAIN? Or do past incedences count toward my record?

Ahhh Touche!


Well, that's it. You're hired. It'll just take a few years to process your paperwork and we'll get back to you.

But WHY won't the paperwork be done sooner? I neeeeed a job NAAAOW!

Ah HAH! Excellent skills! That was a test and you passed with flying colors.

Would you be against forcing a small brother to eat dirt and perhaps some worms?

Unfortunately, by younger brother is nearly a foot taller than me, but if he WERE small, then, no.

*be's walking away from the podium even faster*

Oh no you don't!

*tackles bubsnut to the floor and ties him to a nearby handy chair.*

You WILL stay in this forum and amuse me and Krissy. Or I'll whine at you.

I am the brat princess of the universe now, you know...

Memo to self: in future remember to tidy away the ropes and chairs you keep leaving aroud the place.

Memo to self: now you tell me.

Memo to self: I'm sorry, it won't happen again.

Memo to self: see that it doesn't.

Memo to Bubster:

Stop talking to yourself.