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Well, *sob* FINE then
Classic Krissy Started conversation Apr 17, 2000
You jus' don' love me anymore. ADMIT IT!
*cries dramatically and clutches safety blanket*
I do so too!
bubster Posted Apr 18, 2000
I will do no such thing.
I would rather cut off my toes - one by one - than utter the merest breath of the first syllable of the first word of such a lie. I would sooner slide naked down an unsanded banister that ran from here to eternity. I would rather transport Australia to the northern hemisphere a spoonful at a time concealed in the hidden compartment of my left shoe. I would sooner...
Uh... sorry? What was the question?
Hi! 
I do so too!
what you know as km Posted Apr 18, 2000
*whispers with reverence* You have a secret compartment in your left shoe?
I do so too!
bubster Posted Apr 18, 2000
Maybe I do... and maybe I don't...
*looks askance*
Who wants to know?
Are you sure??
Classic Krissy Posted Apr 18, 2000
Are you SURE you love me??
*points at bubster*
'cause I can point all day and will think nothing of doing it viciously until I believe you.
For instance, if you had two small pieces of cheese would you give me one if I was really in the mood for a small piece of cheese?
*writes down not to post before lunch*
I am so sure you could call me sure bubster - in fact I think you should
bubster Posted Apr 18, 2000
I would give you *both* small piece of cheese AND this small cracker I have saved since the Queen's Coronation especially for emergencies *just* like this one.
That is what I would do.
Twice.
Feelin' fine.
Classic Krissy Posted Apr 18, 2000
I would like to thank you for both peices of cheese and this cracker you have saved since the Queen's Coronation especially for emergencies *just* like this one.
twice.
Thank you thank you my sure bubsteroo. *squidges bubster*
Feelin' fine.
Spartus Posted Apr 19, 2000
Wouldn't the cracker be stale by now? I mean, wasn't she, like, coronated and stuff in like, 1952, or something? *stands around slack-jawed to see what happens*
Feelin' fine.
Classic Krissy Posted Apr 19, 2000
*chews and swollows and licks fingers contentedly*
Stale bubster lovin' from 1952 is better than the freshest kind today by MILES.
Uh, hello, McFly
bubster Posted Apr 19, 2000
Are you suggesting that I'd give someone I love a *stale* cracker?
Let's see... 1952... and it's, what 2358 now, so that's 4 hours and 6 minutes. I think a cracker can last 4 hours or so...
Uh, hello, McFly
Classic Krissy Posted Apr 19, 2000
Sure! If it's not subjected to anything devious like a "Instant Staleing Ray" or anything like that. Do you even have one of those bubster?
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