h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Liz and I are making a valiant attempt at procrastinating on cleaning our rooms. She heard me laughing at something you wrote in the Golly forum, and came in to investigate. So I gave her the walking tour of how funny Bubster is (greatest hits, so to speak). So you've given us a lovely diversion from actually doing anything productive - your work here is done hee hee!!!

I wouldn't mind a copy that I could use as a cheat sheet when my brain dun't start.

Like now.

I can, however, now confirm that we have a 5 in the morning too. Hmm. The world really is... Well. It just is.

I go bed now really.

Can you make one for me, too? Actually, what I'd really like to see is a Krissy Lee greatest hits episode--it'd be great, all the cameos over the past few seasons, we could have Marion Ross reprise her role as Mrs. C; it'd be great!

*sidles up in an interested-sort-of-way*

I would like a tour of bubster j. bubstable, esq.'s greatest moments as WELL as those of Old Pudding Head.

These to men make me laugh until I cry which is not an easy thing to do since I seared my tear ducts in that...anyway...

Putting together a Spartus's Greatest Hits walk-through sounds like a good idea to me. Hmmmmm....

*sits on KM dressed like a couch to ponder*

"..."

All evidence to the contrary.

What evidence? Where? I have a good lawyer, I'll have you know!

It has already been established that 'good lawyer' is one of those oxy-things. What was it again? Oxy... Oxy... Dang!

Okay, so he's "skilled", then. Yes, my imaginary lawyer is highly skilled at...something or other.

Well kiddos, eventually the whole scrapbook dohicky thing will come to being, and then you can greatest-hits to your heart's content

saidbeforesayagain: Mmmmmmm. Goddessy.

*nods in agreement*

emphatically? I ask merely for... you know.

Just yakking really.

*yaks and bubs off*

I said it before and I'll say it again;

Yak is one of those multi-purpose words.

I said it before and I'll say it again;

Kate is some sort of fantastical being that I love very very much.

I said it before and I'll say it again;

Spartus is a pudding head with an imaginary kick-ass lawyer.

I did TOO!

*wonders if he's losing the ability to understand the english language, thinks he's probably just tired*

...I just wanted to hear the rest of the song, really...

*boogys down to the rest of the song*

I want one of those cool "top of the head" braids to whip around!

And sandles. Must have sandles.

*Looks up from the pile of robes on the Singer*

I have no idea....

*begins sewing like a madwoman*

I do! I do!

Okay...not really.

*smiles blissfully and gives everyone a flower*

*pins things together and passes them to Krissy to sew*

*pins flower to wrist*

eeeeOWWWWWW!

*panics*

*carfully unpins flowers from KM's wrist and gives her a band-aid with some neosporin*

*begins sewing stuff together*

*sews pant legs together*

*hopes she doesn't have to go anywhere anytime soon*