h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am incapable of being quiet.

BOOMBALABOOM BOOMBOOM!!

Heh. I'm gonna break it!

*breaks it first*

Oopsie.

Doh!

How come you always win?

I think it's in the House Rules

Hmmm... let's go talk on MY page.

That's odd. In the house rules at our house, Andrew always wins. Mommy and Daddy sometimes have some difficulty figuring out how to make that work out (it's not as easy as it sounds) Andrew just gets so pathetic about how at school he never gets to "be first" or "win" or whatever.

*babbles a bit more and then goes off to Krissy's page*

Just like when I was a kid and Matt Paulin never ever let me be the good guys when we played Star Wars except for princess Leah who I didn't like anyway.

I was too young to know that being BobaFett was a LOT cooler than being Luke Skywalker. The only thing I wanted to be was Han because whoever got to be Han got to play mostly with the Millenium Falcon wich was WAY cooler than the Death Star OR Vader's Ship.

Hmph.

I did get over it, however. Perhaps Andrew will too. It's okay for kids to win at home sometimes, but if they win at home all the time that's not fair either. Everyone has to learn to be a good sport. Even though I still throw crackers every time I see Luke Skywalker.

Animal crackers?

Mmmhmm. Bear ones.

N*ked animal crackers?

Is there any other kind...?

I bet you could run the world if you inveted animal cracker clothing.

Nobody likes a naked girraffe.

...except maybe's other giraffses.

You'd have to invent LLLLLLLLOOOOONNNGG neck turtle necks.

I don't get those giraffes.