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Post 1

El Bandido del Catmint.

Legbreaker,

Your first official piece of fan mail. May many more follow...


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Post 2

Legbreaker



Thank you Bandido. Or should I call you Catmint? smiley - smiley


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Post 3

El Bandido del Catmint.

You can call me "Darling" if you want!


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Post 4

IVA Richards

Oi you two: leave it.


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Post 5

El Bandido del Catmint.

Never, Richards, never I say.


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Post 6

Legbreaker



Don't be mean IVAR. I am just practising some Flirting since apparently that is what most other people spend the majority of their time doing.


So, Bandido, what was it about my alluring name and space that so attracted you? smiley - smiley


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Post 7

El Bandido del Catmint.

The tone of desperation...


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Post 8

Legbreaker



(I'm sure this isn't how it's supposed to go, you know)

I myself was particularly struck by the classy tome of your name....


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Post 9

El Bandido del Catmint.

Yes, I know what you mean. Lock up your Catmint.

So, how does this flirting actually work then? Who goes first?


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Post 10

Legbreaker



Well, I'm sure I don't know. That's why I'm trying to practice. But if I remember correctly, that great authority on Flirting - Legers - used to smile at girls on the underground.


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Post 11

El Bandido del Catmint.

smiley - smiley

How's that?

Drinky, darling...?

smiley - bubbly


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Post 12

Alexandre Petits-Pantalons

No, Bandido, this is how you do it:

Why, hello, Miss......get your coat, you've pulled. smiley - biggrin


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Post 13

IVA Richards

That's a nice dress: it'd look good on my bedroom floor.


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Post 14

Legbreaker



Look guys, this is supposed to be Flirting 101. There is already a perfectly good thread for perving/leching.




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Post 15

IVA Richards

Sorry LB.


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Post 16

Legbreaker






That's alright IVAR.




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Post 17

El Bandido del Catmint.



"Well, helllllo" "Ding dong, I say"...


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Post 18

Lara Lewington's Fab O ulous Breasts

you talking to us?


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Post 19

El Bandido del Catmint.

Gak! smiley - drool


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Post 20

Lara Lewington's Fab O ulous Breasts

Here's a tissue man - get a grip - well...NOT literally!


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