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Kate Started conversation Feb 28, 2000
I've made a decision.
I'm going to go buy some shoes.
That is all.
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Spartus Posted Feb 28, 2000
Shoes are good, yes. What's illogical about that? I mean..er..*runs out of supportive things to say*
Er...I hope they're nice.
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beetle, return of Posted Feb 28, 2000
What conflict arose in you
that you settled for the shoe?
Is the purple hippo of rice
lost on the toss of dice?
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Kate Posted Feb 29, 2000
These shoes ROCK!!! They cost a small fortune (well everything's relative) but they're supposed to last for ages. They're wicked comfortable and cute too. So now I'm happy
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Kate Posted Feb 29, 2000
Damn skippy they can! For a few hours anyway Socks can too. And sleepwear. As for the more lasting type of happiness, I'm still working on it but I'm sure someone around here can vouch for its existence
"They say money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it"
-Weird Al, _This Is The Life_
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Spartus Posted Feb 29, 2000
It is definitely a mistake to underestimate the effect a pair of good shoes can have on one's personality. I just dug up some boots that I'd had for a year but never wore. I LOVE them!
Mmmmm...boots.
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what you know as km Posted Feb 29, 2000
Ah-ah-ah—*ski* boots.
No, seriously.
Just say it.
Ski boots.
Say it a few times.
Makes you feel better.
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bubster Posted Feb 29, 2000
I always buy shoes one at a time. That way I get to feel good about, say, the left one for several hours, then I get to feel good about the right one.
I think that's best.
~ski boot, ski boot
~ya-da-da-da-da-da ya-da-da-da
~ski boot, ski boot...
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Ant Posted Feb 29, 2000
*thinks about buying a new pair of trainers. Remembers the nightmare time he always has buying any form of clothing. Waits until they fall apart*
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beetle, return of Posted Feb 29, 2000
What forms do you have to fill out to buy shoes?
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Classic Krissy Posted Mar 2, 2000
*stands at the international flight gate*
Excuse me, young man, did you fill out a purple form when purchasing those trainers? Save the reciept? Get proper change?? Use the correct STORE?!?! EAT THE CORRECT FOOD FOR DINNER THAT NIGHT AND GET IT NOTORIZED???!?!?!
*STAMP*
No entry.
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what you know as km Posted Mar 3, 2000
I knew there had to be a reason I was bequeathing all my worldly and otherworldy possessions to you, Krissy.
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Classic Krissy Posted Mar 3, 2000
You mean it's not my ability to unerringly step in anything nasty near my person at any given time?!?
*steps in something unmentionable*
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- 1: Kate (Feb 28, 2000)
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- 3: beetle, return of (Feb 28, 2000)
- 4: Kate (Feb 29, 2000)
- 5: CrazyOne (Feb 29, 2000)
- 6: Kate (Feb 29, 2000)
- 7: Spartus (Feb 29, 2000)
- 8: what you know as km (Feb 29, 2000)
- 9: bubster (Feb 29, 2000)
- 10: CrazyOne (Feb 29, 2000)
- 11: Ant (Feb 29, 2000)
- 12: beetle, return of (Feb 29, 2000)
- 13: Ant (Mar 2, 2000)
- 14: Classic Krissy (Mar 2, 2000)
- 15: what you know as km (Mar 2, 2000)
- 16: Classic Krissy (Mar 2, 2000)
- 17: what you know as km (Mar 3, 2000)
- 18: Classic Krissy (Mar 3, 2000)
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