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Post 1

Kate

I've made a decision.
I'm going to go buy some shoes.

That is all.


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Post 2

Spartus

Shoes are good, yes. What's illogical about that? I mean..er..*runs out of supportive things to say*

Er...I hope they're nice. smiley - smiley


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Post 3

beetle, return of

What conflict arose in you
that you settled for the shoe?
Is the purple hippo of rice
lost on the toss of dice?


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Post 4

Kate

These shoes ROCK!!! They cost a small fortune (well everything's relative) but they're supposed to last for ages. They're wicked comfortable and cute too. So now I'm happy smiley - smiley


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Post 5

CrazyOne

Hm...

Can happiness be found in shoes? Answer at 11. smiley - winkeye


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Post 6

Kate

Damn skippy they can! For a few hours anyway smiley - winkeye Socks can too. And sleepwear. As for the more lasting type of happiness, I'm still working on it but I'm sure someone around here can vouch for its existence smiley - winkeye

"They say money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it"
-Weird Al, _This Is The Life_
smiley - smiley


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Post 7

Spartus

It is definitely a mistake to underestimate the effect a pair of good shoes can have on one's personality. I just dug up some boots that I'd had for a year but never wore. I LOVE them! smiley - smiley

Mmmmm...boots.


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Post 8

what you know as km

Ah-ah-ah—*ski* boots.

No, seriously.

Just say it.

Ski boots.

Say it a few times.

Makes you feel better.


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Post 9

bubster

I always buy shoes one at a time. That way I get to feel good about, say, the left one for several hours, then I get to feel good about the right one.

I think that's best.

~ski boot, ski boot
~ya-da-da-da-da-da ya-da-da-da
~ski boot, ski boot...


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Post 10

CrazyOne

Just click your heels Dorothy. smiley - smiley


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Post 11

Ant

*thinks about buying a new pair of trainers. Remembers the nightmare time he always has buying any form of clothing. Waits until they fall apart* smiley - winkeye


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Post 12

beetle, return of

What forms do you have to fill out to buy shoes?


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Post 13

Ant

Well after all that I found some smiley - smiley


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Post 14

Classic Krissy

*stands at the international flight gate*

Excuse me, young man, did you fill out a purple form when purchasing those trainers? Save the reciept? Get proper change?? Use the correct STORE?!?! EAT THE CORRECT FOOD FOR DINNER THAT NIGHT AND GET IT NOTORIZED???!?!?!

*STAMP*

No entry.


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Post 15

what you know as km

Oh good. smiley - winkeye


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Post 16

Classic Krissy

Hah! *won't ever admit that that was the plan*


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Post 17

what you know as km

I knew there had to be a reason I was bequeathing all my worldly and otherworldy possessions to you, Krissy. smiley - smiley


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Post 18

Classic Krissy

You mean it's not my ability to unerringly step in anything nasty near my person at any given time?!?

*steps in something unmentionable*


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