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Kate Started conversation Dec 23, 1999
If you can get past the wholly unrelaxing idea that you're stripping down nekked and letting a complete stranger touch your body, massages can actually prove quite relaxing 
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Hypoman Posted Dec 24, 1999
*walks by, whistling contentedly...*
Who's to say it has to be a complete stranger that does it...?
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Kate Posted Dec 24, 1999
Oh no, of course I didn't mean a complete stranger *has* to do it - I meant professional massages might be non-relaxing depending on how you feel about the whole thing. Non professional massages, now that's an entirely different story. And if you happen to, um, sass a professional massage therapist, then, well, I envy you
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what you know as km Posted Dec 24, 1999
Well you can always send a, erm, friend to masseuse school, can't you?
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beetle, return of Posted Dec 25, 1999
Can i volunteer?
*waves, jumps up and down*
Me! Me!
It strikes me that going to school to work with a bunch of nude people is not something found on your average resume, at least, not something you report to the IRS.
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an apple tree Posted Dec 26, 1999
job interviewer: and do you have any special skills
you: i'm very knowledgable in the behavioural habits of horizontal naked people
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beetle, return of Posted Dec 27, 1999
*burys face in hands*
Oh hell, i'm a male prostitute.
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an apple tree Posted Dec 29, 1999
renfest, AY?
where one festivates the ren, no doubt
of COURSE you do. we alll want to carry on in a jubilant manner when it comes to rens
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- 1: Kate (Dec 23, 1999)
- 2: Ant (Dec 23, 1999)
- 3: Hypoman (Dec 24, 1999)
- 4: Kate (Dec 24, 1999)
- 5: what you know as km (Dec 24, 1999)
- 6: beetle, return of (Dec 25, 1999)
- 7: an apple tree (Dec 26, 1999)
- 8: beetle, return of (Dec 27, 1999)
- 9: an apple tree (Dec 27, 1999)
- 10: beetle, return of (Dec 27, 1999)
- 11: an apple tree (Dec 29, 1999)
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