h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How much free time do you have on your hands? OK, I admit, som of the Confusious ones are , as are the DHSS ones, but to take that amount of time over researching and writing them down is plain crazy. Personally, I believe that you should have picked the best of them and made a more concise Guide entry. By the way, this was a result that I got when I searched for 'Life after Death'. Bizarre...

to answer your main question i'm right between jobs.
but for the discussion i'm right between 2 sex activities,
that the result will shock the world and to be soon published.
and to your amazement i still have time to do journal enteries.

Ned Seagoon, artist (of the piss variety), aristocrat, snow exporter and painting (although he's no oil painting). All these and none is he. However, like me, he doesn't wish to know that. So please, if you wish to talk about sex, go to the appropriate forum. There, I will be happy to know that. Here, however, just explain how the f*ck you went without food and sleep for a week to write the article...

SEX isnt the issue of course & i didnt meant to overload u with deatails on how the F*ck i write articals without sleep nor food for a week.
i just wanted to show u a way to that u be amazed how (look at the above word) can help u do that!
anyway this is gangsters way to that u can ignore or disbelieve it!
off course thers lotts of boring ways to keep u awake personaly and i emphasize
its my own opinion this is the right way to do lots of things in limited
24 hr time frame (and i didnt mentioned viagra cause ur sensetive guy!)

sorry i took so long to reply to your post, DONKORLEONE. i haven't been on 2hg2 too much recently, so i didn't see that you had replied. oh well...

it's not that i'm sensitive (although i am [quite]), it's just that i prefer to do it rather than talk about it, that's all.

on methods of staying awake all night, sex rates top of my list, but triple strength instant coffee is the second-best:- quite cheap (), but not as fun (). bye for now.

necro

1)No i'm not english.
2)forgive me and my kind for the use of sex as a method to pass long nights quick..." insted of way to make childrens
3)coffie, Hmmmmmm what an intresting concept.
4)ok,i've got u on no use or talk about (S...ooopss)in this forum.
5)i have a cd of hammers in actions (its between my ambiant and elevators music cds) great anti sleep tactic! alltogho it causes bad
side affects on articals writing!

1)No i'm not english.
2)forgive me and my kind for the use of sex as a method to pass long nights quick..." insted of way to make childrens
3)coffie, Hmmmmmm what an intresting concept.
4)ok,i've got u on no use or talk about (S...ooopss)in this forum.
5)i have a cd of hammers in action (its between my ambiant and elevators music cds) great anti sleep tactic! alltogho it causes bad
side affects on articals writing!

Another possible side effect of long sleepless nights...

Are you Italian? Just a thought...

Ciao.

Well blaming sleepless long nights is an excuse
its just and old habbit from my days with the "FAMILY"

Well you shouldn't spend all your time driving around in big limos with sunglasses on (probably to hide the bags under your eyes) and guns in your jackets. You might also get to sleep better if you took that cotton wool out of your mouths...

Necr

well never thought about the "cotton" solution before
hey did a bulb poped out above ur head when u thought of saying that.?

Yeah. It was quite handy, considering the fact that the bulb in here had just blown up. Thank God for little bits of inspiration. However, my mum then nicked it to fix the lighting problem, and thus it was lost for ever...

necro.

Besides, what do you mean, 'you and your kind using sex to make the long nights pass quickly instead of for making childrens'? Are you suggesting that the English don't shag for fun? Have you never seen Austin Powers or James Bond? We're like rabbits, baby, yeah! At least, my generation (I'm 17) are. You've never seen an English student party, have you? There are queues for the bedrooms and bathrooms, and occasionally people just f**k in the halls. They turn the lights off first, of course, but at least you can still hear the music...

i feel like a logic engineer i proved ur unemployed with
"light" problem.

i feel like a logic engineer i proved ur unemployed with
"light" problem.

You have the press button twice syndrome! What do you mean, logic engineer? What the hell are you on about?!?

Well a logic engineer is some1 who make logic out of bulbs
at least thats what my proffesor said or maybe i was dreaming about the student who sit in the bench before me...
(at least i was imagining how she whould look like when the bulb is gone....)
any way english people arnt the best in no bulb actions as u clame
and i have a proove!

My girlfriend's have never complained. Anyway, what proof do you have that the English aren't the best in bed?

Necr