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Insanity and ways of death

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The best (i.e. weirdest) ways I can think of dying would have to be sticking two sharp pencils up your nose, then head butting a table, or doing a pencil dive from the uper limits of the atmospher into the picific rift!
Other ways include swallowing a compresed air capsual, or standing on top of a hill during a lightning storm, in a wet copper suit, with a TV ariel stuck to your head shouting 'All gods are bastards!'


Insanity and ways of death

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Kat

Hmmm, a Terry Pratchett fan I see!!!
I've been chatting about this with friends of mine, and I think we finally decided that the absolutely stupidest way to commit suicide is by drinking 320 litres of water... yeah, it's gross, but people HAVE benn stupid enough to do it...


Insanity and ways of death

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Kat

Errr... Typing mistake, that was 32 not 320 !!!! (then again, I'm sure 320 would be even more lethal!! smiley - smiley )


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