h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ive juST SeeN The New RaNCiD viDeo oN keRRaNG! aND gueSS who iS iN The viDeo?!!!!!

beNji fRom gooD ChaRLoTTe aND keLLy oSbouRNe...

whaT The heLL???????????????????

ThaTS me off foR The ReST of The Day!!!

wow your 2 fave people eh lulah?Lolxxxx

wow your 2 fave people eh lulah?Lolxxxx

wow your 2 fave people eh lulah?Lolxxxx

i hav 2 admitt that Benji is v pretty wiv his colored hair n make up! oooh n tattoos... but the band he's in n i kno kelly is shaggin a member of Rancid( is it the guitarist, oh i 4get) but c'mon!!!!!!

what an insult!!!!

ok, thats my rant over! teehee!

yeah i read about that too... i forget his name... i think thats part of the reason why she thought she could slag off Brody Armstrong... silly xxx

i know...!!! eeeeuuuggghhhhhh i really dont like kelly... as if no one noticed eh?! lmao xx

oh i shoudlnt really tell u this.... but i have a piccy of her in my collage!... i likes it cuz she is tearing apart a teddy bear covered in chains!... nice idea me thought!... xxxxxx

*LuLah Blushes And Feels Very Ashamed*
erm, well... u kno how i hav an ikkle collage on my wall... well, there is an ikkle black n white piccy of her n an ikkle piccy of good charlotte bside her... teehee xxxx

"Claire smiles, takes Lulah by the arm and dances"

och well! im sure we will be forgiven for our sins in fairy heaven...! xxx i was looking at my collage andi actually have 2 pictures of her in it... eeeep again!xxx

*LuLah Madly Spins Around And Around*

teehee but heaven doesnt want me, i even bought a halo for the pccasion... *LuLah Realises She Should Just Shhhhh!*

Two piccys?! Now Clairey, thats just insane! RaRRRRR lol
xxx

heaven does want u Lulah! i should know... i have a reservation to be Deputy Angel awwwwwww!lol

oh gawd i know..."Claire hangs her head in shame and holds out her wrist for Lulah to slap"xxxxxxxxxx

oooh! but i wanna b a pretty angel dressed all in baby pink wiv feathered white wings covered in sparkly glitter wiv dolly bar shoes, n a really sharp, shiny halo... *LuLah Dreams* will i hav a cloud car like the carebears when i go to heaven? xxxxx

*LuLah Slaps Claire's Wrist* now, u've learned youre lesson! teehee xxxx

yes of course u will! and a death times' supply of glitter, bubbles and candyfloss... ohh yaay! cant wait to die now!lol

yessum i have...xxxxxx

*LuLah s Claireys Very Morbid But Brilliant Description Of Heaven*
me too!
ooooh we'll have so much fun making heven all prettier than it already is!! teehee xx

just as long as i get to die b4 my parents do... lol... okay that is morbid!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

u wanna die b4 ur parents eh?
hmmmm i dunno what i'd prefere... lol xxx
but i wanna b an angel when i die!! so v v much! xxxx

och well i say that... but then... it doesnt really make sense does it?!... hmmmm nah as long as i have kids or summat... no bro's or sisters to send me off to the fairy world... its the same for u ! doesnt it bother u being an only child?xxxxxxxxxx

oh, i see! im not really too worried, i'll hav my funeral all planned... just in case! teehee xxx

nah, it doesnt bother me havin no bro or sis... im far too selfish n antisocial, mind u, if i woz brought up wiv a bro or sis mayb i wuld hav been a bittie nicer 2 others... tehee

oh gawd i totally agree!lol... i think only children are soooo spoiled in soooo many ways!... and we're allowed to say that cuz we r only kids... "Les Filles Uniques"... awwww!xxxxxxxxxxx