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Epicurus McFlute

This is great. Today I had a letter telling me that my car insurance has been cancelled because I haven't been paying. I wouldn't know about this because I'm allergic to bank statements. In any case, the last conversation I had with my brokers was along these lines:
ME: Can you use my previous direct debit and change the details so I don't have to bother with the paperwork?
THEM*: Yes sir, that will be no problem at all.
ME: And suppose it suddenly becomes a problem?
THEM: It won't be, but if it is we will contact you and get it all sorted out, sir.
ME: Thats very nice. Goodbye.
Well, somewhere along the line it became a problem. Apparently they tried to call me at my home when I obviously would be at work. Having failed to get through to me (or leave a message) they cancelled my insurance. Today I've had to pay a cancellation charge and they wouldn't even let me carry on with my policy. I had to start another policy and pay a full deposit all over again! I'm broke - no more lager for me! What I want to know is who is going to protect me from these insurers? I need insurance insurance.

*I call my insurers "THEM" because I am convinced the place is run by giant ants.


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