h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

today at precisely 14.20 hundred hrs my mobile died, so those of you who have my number, please dont text/call as i wont recieve them (OMFG! now i sound like starfleet) pmsl
obviously it will take some time for me to get over this loss but if you'd like to console me, please feel free to send cash donations so as i can replace my dearly departed with another newer and better mobile

for further details of where to send the cash please email me,
many thanks

in mourning


lol

Oh quit your blubbering I don't even have a mobile phone you don't see me crying about it do you? Lol

Im in the money Im in the money

Whos the one

why dont you become a wishing well

yeah about your loss lmftopmp

Lol your not sorry Beautbabe, I know you running around yelling thank you god no I can have some piece and quiet.

hi so wot u going to do now wen your out and about without a mobile and you cant find ne victims u cant fone up the blood bank can you.you will have to settle for a raw human sandwich un cooked obviosly,ne way dont and dont be your fone as gone to the s in the sky they might no how to use it betta than you lmfao chat soon bye from us both tc xxxxxxx

lmfao
you unsympathetic set of

well you's anyways the crisis is temporarily over, new phone same SIM/number!




lobs food at you all....








lmao

Wingfoot she would have to be like everyone else and use a pay phone.

Awww dang it I always wanted to see a use a pay phone

Bond.Girl
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off the dont use payphones! my mobile is an accessory, an extension of my arm, its part of my life i need it like you need your daily pc fix lol

Don't tell me to off you in ety of a . you get rid of your mobile and I will stay off the pc

Bond.Girl
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your gonna stay off your pc?? hmmm well in that case pointless you having it if your not gonna use it, sell it to me

I will let hubby use it more

does he go on chatsites?? want me, Beautbabe, Awol & Tw@ty to hold his hand?? we'll look after him lmfao

He goes into buzz so he knows the ropes of chatting and says he doesn't need to hold anyones hand, cvause he is a big boy.

a big boy?? yeah yeah thats what Awols says too but do we believe him?? LOL

i was kidding about holding his hand, me personally i was planning on throwing him to the
lmao

HI HOWS U THIS MORNING GLAD TO HEAR U GOT A NEW MOBILE I PITY THE UNFORTUNATE VICTIMS NOW <SMILEY>,S SHOULDNT NEED MOBILES THEY SHOULDRELY ON THERE SENSITIVE HEARING WHOOPS MUSNT GET TO CLOSE YOUR LIABLE TO BITE ME LMAO CHAT SOON C YA XXXXX

its me again soz bout that 4got i had to use small print 4 the symbols lol

Hello Webbed Foot!,

not a new 1, im borrowing this 1 for now lol

when you do the smileys you have to put them in small case or they dont work

you just off now?? ok catch you later, off your not getting a ! lol

speak to you soon,
take care

bondgirl hiya trouble is theres no pay phones were hangs out if there is they have been vandalised so she needs her mobile for unsuspected victims lol here have these on me s chat soon xxx

Darn and I really wanted to see that thanks for thr