h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 I am struggling with sleeping late at the moment. On one hand there is the delicious feeling of waking up well after every one else in the world and knowing that all i have achieved is to have completely wasted a few of the ever dwindling hours left to me. On the other hand is having woken up and realised that by getting out of bed so much later than everyone else i will have to put up with the smug and selfcongratulatory attitudes of everyone when they tell me about all the things they achieved this weekend.