h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've got a visa electron card from Barclays. Its great and lovely and does the job. BUT i can't buy off certain websites and companies! What on earth is with this?

Also you know how I said that the world population now is 10% of the entire population of human-kind in history? well...how did they ifnd that out? They didnt have a census million years ago!

When you say "don't look round" why do people automatically look round?

If I could go back in time and alter things....would it actually be possible for me to alter it so much that I wasn't born? Because surely if I'm alive now, to be able to go back in time, then I must be born and so whatever I do has already been done and...you get what i mean.

If i stood on the moon and got a big enough plank, would i be able to move the earth?

How do people know that they aren't all part of a computer game like in The Sims?

These are all the things I thought of during my chemistry exam this morning.

Wow... I think Chem exams are good for the imagination or somthing. I wrote two songs and like eight pages of new song titles during mine... hmmmm... I should look into this...

I think it might have been because it was a 1hour and a half exam and i finished with 45mins to spare

where did you get all the paper to write the songs down? we have to do all of our exams in special booklet things.

I brought a notebook... he said if we finished we could do something so that was what I did...

we arent allowed notebooks, but me write on tissues. I had a nose bleed in mine and the teacher gave me a huge school roll of tissue, so i just drew on that when id finished.... all about the colour smurf's go when they choke...?

I've always wondered that... do you think they choked on the cartoon ever... or did the animators have the same problem??

We aren't even allowed the covers for our calculators loet alone notebooks!!!

Purple......smurfs go purple...

really..... very interesting....

She mocks me! She mocks me!

I'm not mocking.....I swear...fabulous another person thinking I'm awful....

aww come on! you and mister...mmmhmmmhmmmm!!!!!!

Nah i dont think youre awful! just....mocking. Dont worry Im having a bad night

Who's Mr mmmhmmmhmmmm? Come on tell me! I don't like being the lost kitten in the dark... (yet she hunts the in the skirting)

Everyone seems to be having a bad night... so to make everyone a bit cheeryier...
x

Oh its her and mister Stealth.....you must have seen! theyve taken over your journal for a love in isnt it sweet?

aww. well, i figured, ive been following it and popping in the odd smiley to show we're still watching. Its very sweet though... xxxxx

It is isn't it? heehee *hearts and stars whirl round her head*
Im watching but didn't wnt to disturb their gaze

Still, im sure they'd have something to say about this, so ahem.... anythng to declare and say in your defence?

Im not using any one else's journals but ours *i hope*
And.....well.....i didnt mean to be naughty mommy
*sneaks in a quick*

so she is coming on to me *hides before she gets hit coz that reall isnt what shes doing and gene read into it too much*

What's steph got to say for herself though...

*pretends to be steph*
me and stealth are going to go and get married and you two can be our bridesmaids if you want and it'll be all beautiful and lovely.

*turns back into yasmin and pounces on gene*
you.....are.....very.....naughty....might have to do something about that.....what do you think

I think you should leave steph alone to make her own comments.... but its cute defo....

I've been naughty? What did i do? You gona tie me down and teach me a lesson huh?