h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Liquid, just had to tell you that I was having a look at the stats today and you posted the second highest amount of posts in the previous 24 hours.. not bad going eh!



Sam

Good heavens. I'm not sure if that is a good thing or not, as it is the office machine, God knows what the boss would think if ne heard that. Mind you it was on a night shift with very little to do.


Tony

Hi Tony, I though it was quite funny.. I came across the link to it when I was lurking on the LDERs page or it might have been Loop Dargent's page not sure... I tried to get the link on to my page but I didn't have a clue where to start ... keep up the good work.. i'm sure your boss will be well impressed that you are practising your typing skills..

S

Yes, yes, that's what I was doing, yespractising...practicing...pratc...oh forget it.

hee hee your right you were practicing maybe I should practice my spelling even got Loup's name wrong arrgghhhh but it sounded ok

S

Sitting here, sipping tea and watching the Bush demonstration go past the window. God knows how I'm going to get home through this lot tonight.

oh you mean the President! .. have a Red Bull.. it gives you wings..

S

Some of these are carrying red flags, so it would be a red flag to a red bull, that may not be a good idea.

Just sing Oh Christmas Tree and you'll be ok...

S

I have a black belt in karaoke
You haven't heard me sing.

A black belt.. i'm impressed... chop chop all the way home

S

A black belt and brown braces.

Oh dear not very colour co-ordinated then I just had a thought.. your not Tony Blair are you, i've heard he been practicing his button pushing...

S

The Blair Witch Project

One thing I have never worn is braces, to be honest. Do they still make them?

Button pushing? Not the big red one on the end!! No I said not....Aaaaggghhh!!!!!!

Something I just recalled.
I have a friend who has two sons. One is John aged 16 and the other is Andy aged 14. Andy said to me the other day that he'd been invited to a Bad Taste disco at Christmas, and did I have anything he could wear. He wasn't joking he was quite serious.I pointed ou that his Christmas Present was at risk.

I suppose at that age they think everything you wear is in bad taste.. a friends wee boy once said to me I don't think you look as nice without your glasses... I didn't wear glasses at the time, he'd seen me without my eye make-up his Mum still laughs at that yet... I don't sorry I can't stay to chat today I got to do my housework.. enjoy yourself..

S

PS I just saw your message re Children in Need... I got a call on my mobile at 1.45 am needless to say it woke me up and I was none to chuffed it was an advert from 8007 selling mobiles or something like that and they were donating 25p to Alfie Moon's song.. i'm just glad that my answer wasn't accepted by them.. i'd probably be in jail right now...

S

I now have the habit of turning the mobile off when I go to bed. A friend of mine and i both work shift work and he thought I was on nights like him and woke me at 01:15 with a text. Ever since then I've always switched it off at night.