h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

a. I hate hyperbolas.
b. I hate when a math problem says that the directrix is parallel to the y axis. HOW MUCH GOOD DOES THAT DO ANYONE??
c. I hate when I can not use any features on my messenger.
d. I hate not having the time to reformat NOW.

*said in a Swedish accent*
Now... when did you start having these convulsions?

Quite often since I realized how many people were irritating and stupid.

Did you ever think that people might consider you irritating and stupid?

No, because I KNOW a lot of people find me irritating and stupid.

Well I don't, I think your smart, and only very occasionally irritating and when you are irritating its actually generally for a good reason rather than "cause I can"

Hahaha, how can you have any good reason for being irritating? And I am irritating on occasion 'just because I can.'

No, not to me your not

Yeah, well, would it work?

Depends on the day, hour, wind force, my mood and the phases of the moon

Which means that there is a very low likelihood.

Of it working? yes, I am pretty immune to it

*checksoneweaponoffoflist*

hint: Quality over quantity works sometimes

I sometimes prefer quantity over quality.

Depends what it is

True.

And on your mood, phase of the mood, wind speed and the orientation of the planets

That, too.