h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, I'm on a letter-writing blitz. I've used up an entire bloque in sending two letters and have almost used up a second one on my third. I love to write, and I love mail. Combine those two things, and what do you get? Euphoria. The people at the post think I'm mad for sending out a million boxes of plants already, then add letters the size of research papers to foreign countries and they think I've completely lost it. I patronize three post offices within reasonable distance so that people don't start asking questions. Twenty pages of blue writing from me is like...the beginning of the end. If I start sending you mail, you will NEVER EVER stop getting mail. You can run, you can change addresses, you can get restraining orders, but my letters will find a way to your door. I have supernatural post-sending powers. If I ever become a godlette, I will become Godlette of the Post. Hey, this is like a post about like the post! Teehee! Anyway, back to my carbonated beverage and hallucinagens...

"bloque"?

I've heard of the Easter Bloq, and I'm sure 'blouques' would fit perfectly well into French as a femine plural if it doesn't already exist, but your version seems a bastardization whichever language or dialect you care to pick from.

I think its celtic acutully...

Yeah, it's a bastardization that's pretty standard.

I think it's a mutilated Mexican adaptation to English, actually.

Spanish perhaps?

Well, the Mexican version of Spanish is a bit different than Spanish Spanish.

So? The Australian version of english is a bit different from english english

Right, so they call it 'Australian English' on computer programs, just like they call it 'American English.'

Thats to right shella

*bows*

And he runs out of Australian expression very very quickly

Can't help you, there.

No, you can't

Sorry.