h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Stupid thing of today:

I put my gym bag on top of the car so I can open the doors. I unlock the doors and get in the vehicle. I begin driving to the gas station. I hear something kick the back window. I glance backwards and see gym clothes and shoes lying across the road. I utter a very long, very cussing sentence. I drive the wrong way around a campground. I drive back to the scene. I stop the car. I run out across this very busy road picking up shoes, socks, and other garments. I drive home after throwing the clothes in the back seat.

They musta been nice shoes to risk your life for.
The weeks half over, hang in there.

Yeah cloves should be worth risking your life for when you buy them, you know you will never get another t-shirt just like that one ever. if its not worth risking your life, its not a good shirt.

But that was my favorite t-shirt. I didn't risk my life. There was no traffic coming.

Don't ruin a perfectly good philosophy with facts!

Well, SORry.

You don't have to be, just don't let it happen again

Yes, Mr. Evan, should I go write 'I will not ruin perfectly good philosophies with facts' two hundred times?

No, just don't eat runny mustard

My mother makes this lovely mustardy, brown sugar glaze for ham.

We don't have much pork, ham and bacon yes, but not much else

I love ham. I absolutely adore it.

Its alight, i don't mind it, i don't think its that great though

Its fantastic if you get a thin slice and grill it on top of cheese and toast. I can spend hours making all sorts of weird multi-layered combinations with whatever spices, meats, cheeses and salads I can find lying around. But always white bread.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew, white bread is GROSS.

I make my own bread and I use whatever flour is available, white, whole-meal, birdseed, rice, and once I think I made bread out of almond meal by mistake, that was really yummy actully

White bread is gross.

Brown bread and wholemeal bread is gross. Unless its that Indian stuff .

I LOVE brown bread and I adore grain breads. Potato bread is also quite nice. Let me guess, Bouncy, you cut off the crusts?

No, I don't cut off the crusts, but I do refuse to eat potato unless its doused in fat, and lets face it that's cheating. You can make anything taste good by deep-frying it.