h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Eleven points?

hes one of those damn tally masters. every time he manages to sneak out an insult, he marks it down. im winning, but i dont know how many points i have...

Just one question, how does he know he actuly insulted them?

Well, Stacy, you were the one to start marking them, I just follow up. Also, I'm in the lead by eleven points, so .

The question is not whether I made the insults, the score is taken on the basis of the response. It has to be an effective insult and provoke a response... Like trolling, with a scoreboard.

hes evil and insults himself on occassion. do i get points for that?

sometimes you tally up an insult that i dont even react to! brat.

No, you don't! It's all too easy. You have to invent them yourself. But come on, you've got to hit back.

Well, you do react to 'em. You react to my unfair scorekeeping, which means that I was right to increase my score.

I think we need to regroup and make a full frontal assult. I make up the isults, you impliment them.

Darakat, Spreading evil, khoas and insults since 1983.

Was that for her, or for me?