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comedy miniseries, here I come!
Tacysa Started conversation Dec 29, 2003
Here's the fiasco for the morning. I hope y'all find it as humorous as I do.
1:30 PM- All is silent in the doggie wonderland I call home so I decide to go and bathe. *gasp* I know. 
Father is out tractoring and mother is in town getting dog food when the phone rings. *ringring* The telephone continues to ring, and, I being female, run out of the shower, grab towel and robe, and run to telephone. The telephone operator is calling to tell that someone requested that I take a collect call but hung up. Great, I think, and start to go back to the bathroom.
1:35 PM- The doorbell rings. Surprisingly, I did not curse, but went to answer the door. It is my best buddy Eric. Oh, Eric, damn you. Whenever he calls, I'm in the shower. Whenever he comes over, I'm in the shower. Thankfully, he just had to drop something off, so he leaves. I head back to the bathroom again.
1:40 PM- The doorbell rings AGAIN. It is Eric again; he forgot his wallet. I know he's doing this to drive me crazy so I attempt to shover the wallet through the door without opening it. I am forced to bend over and pick it up, and, wam! there goes the towel. Oh freakin' 
1:45 PM- I break Eric's little finger in the door and tell him to go to the emergency room. I go and wash the shampoo out of my hair, only to realize that I left my towel in the front foyer. Who needs a towel anyway? I only have one neighbor nearby and they couldn't see me.
2:30 PM- I call Eric to see how his finger is, and I get the answering machine.
"Please leave your name, number, and measurements after the tone. Especially you, Stacy."
2:32 PM- The answering machine is marred for life.
comedy miniseries, here I come!
Tacysa Posted Dec 29, 2003
another member offering wishes of goodwill.
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darakat - Now with pockets! Posted Dec 30, 2003
All I can say is this. "You will have to speak up I am wereing a towl." - Homer Simpson.
comedy miniseries, here I come!
darakat - Now with pockets! Posted Dec 30, 2003
"The towl is the most massivly usful thing ever invented by man" The hitch hickers guide to the galaxy.
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Tacysa Posted Dec 30, 2003
too bad they dont come with methods of attachment.
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Tacysa Posted Dec 31, 2003
perfect...except the smiley isnt wearing it!
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Mr. Carrot Posted Dec 31, 2003
Maybe, but consider this idea: a atowel, with velcro edges, that could be fastened around you... It could really sell
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comedy miniseries, here I come!
Tacysa Posted Dec 31, 2003
That would work, but towels are so heavy and velcro is so prickly. Maybe towels with drawstrings and tie cords?
comedy miniseries, here I come!
Mr. Carrot Posted Dec 31, 2003
An idea, indeed. if they hold... We could make millions patenting this...
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darakat - Now with pockets! Posted Jan 1, 2004
This is why there is such a thing as a towl materail bathroab.
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darakat - Now with pockets! Posted Jan 1, 2004
This is exactly why teamwork never works.
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Mr. Carrot Posted Jan 1, 2004
Well, bathrobes allready exist, but for some strange reason, very few tend to use 'em. Hence the need for a towel with strings...
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Tacysa Posted Jan 1, 2004
but a towel with strings could be dangerous. i have a floor-length flannel robe that zips up, but i always manage to zip skin in with it. maybe elastic? when the elastic stretches out, people will be back to buy more. hmmmm...i like.
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