h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

what is it about me that attracts people like this?

heres my list. youve got: A. creeps
B. freshman
C. shy/reserved type that dont ask you out
D. friends
E. annoying seniors who think that theyre
F. people who you dont know

why? thats all i want to know. WHY?

Um isn't that like almost everyone in the world? Who are you wanting to attract? The fittest guy in the world?

im looking for the shy/reserved type that DO ask you out!

I JUST FIGURED OUT A MYSTERY OF LIFE! how to work a china marker...

You see this is where I come In and say I am the shy reseverd type, however being several thousand killiometers away kindof puts a dampener on relationships. Why are all the girls I like always somewhere thousands of K's away? Why fluxtuwations? Why!

You see, this is where you're supposed to say, 'I'm right outside your bedroom window watching you. Didn't even know, did you?' The reason all of the girls you like are so far away is because you don't have to deal with them in real life!

Actuly I do like some girls that are closer to home, unfortently there genral intrest in me is as much as a fish does in kangeroo. And the ones that do show an intrest in me, I am not interested in. Its all very frustrating.

I understand. The ones I like that like me never ask me out so I just scream and throw hissy fits.

You see I know sortof what they feel like. The best way to explin it whould be like this:

When I saw you for the first time (first time)
My knees began to quiver (quiver)
And I got a funny feeling (feeling)
In my kidneys and my liver (digestive system baby)
My hands they started shakin' (shakin')
My heart began a-thumpin' (boom, boom, boom)
My breakfast left my body (huey, huey, huey)
Now darlin' tell me something


Why do you make me tongue tied? (tongue tied) tongue tied
Whenever you are near me (near me)
Tied tongue (tied tongue)
Tied tongue (tied tongue)
Whenever you're in town (in town)
You make me feel a clown, girl

Yes you make me tongue-tongue (tied-tied) tongue tied
Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly)
Tied-tied, tongue-tongue (tongue tied, tongue tied)
Whenever you're around

I saw you 'cross the dance floor (dancin')
I thought of birds and bees (reproductive system baby)
But when I tried to speak to ya (talk, talk)
My tongue unravelled to my knees (flippety-flippety-flop)
I tried to say "I love you" (love you)
But it came out kind of wrong, girl (wrong girl)
It sounded like "min-oo-bitty-boo" (tongue tied)
Na-nee-ner-ner-nee-nung-nirl

That's 'cause you make me tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied
Whenever you are near me (near me)
I'm nurmy-murmy (nurmy-murmy)
Murmy-nurmy (nurmy-murmy)
Whenever you're in town (in town)
My trousers they go brown, girl


Yes, you make me nongy-nangy (nangy-nongy) tongue tied
Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly)
Be-dobby-durgle, dobby-durgle (tongue tied, tongue tied)
Whenever you're around

Oh, I'm beggin' on my knees
Sweet, sweet darling listen please
Understand me when I say
Bedurble-diggle-doggle-dooby-foggle-nibble-nay

I'm tryin' to say I'm tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied
Whenever you are near me (really)
I'm nurmy-murmy (nurmy-murmy)
Murmy-nurmy (murmy-nurmy)

Whenever you're in town (in town)
I drool so much I drown, girl
Yes, you make me nungy-nangy (nangy-nungy) ningy-nungy
Why can't I tell you clearly (clearly)

Ge-dobby-durgle (dobby-durgle)
Durgle-dobby (durgle-dobby)
Whenever you're around (around)
Whenever you're around, girl

aha. interesting...makes for easy manipulation.

if you say so.

and i do. titter titter titter.

Well if go for the shy/reserved type then its your own fault if they don't ask you out. Go and ask one of them out yourself.

i know. im awful, but im just as bad! traditional roles have creeped into my life and im ashamed. or am i?

Women's lib means the right (duty?) to ask men out, and to buy your own drinks .

buy your own drinks maybe, but not ask out the guys. thats a little too for me! and im not even shy!

You just keep on telling yourself that and you will end up like me.

Well I am shy! and I've asked guys out before. well...two! And one said yes so there!

i can see buying your own drinks, but asking guys out is just...weird. id then later be forced to propose to my husband, but hey, the idea of the male having the kids is good...

I'd certainly agree to the men having the babies.

And you missed an important group of guys who tend to show interest- nasty old men with no teeth.