h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

the setting is 3:30 in the morning. the characters are me, my child, my mother, and my father. sherman (the baby) sleeps at the foot of my parents bed. i was getting ready to walk the dogs and he jumps off of the bed, landing head first onto a dresser before splatting on his back and neck. my 95-lb angel then proceeded to have a massive seizure followed by a hysterical mother. the only good thing is that my mother and dog are both alive.

hehe, I'm not laughing at the fact that poor old sherman got hurt I am laughing at how a dog jumpped off a bed and flew into the dresser!
I'm sorry you've had such a bad morning though!

my poor, sweet, angel dog.