h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So, here I am, in deep with the cash strapped situation and such, and a mate of mine asks me what I'm doing work ways, then he asks for my cv and says he's sending it onto a mate of his. He didn't, but he did get in touch with his mate, and to cut a long story short, we're redoing my cv this evening to send off to this guy to arrange for me to go into their Nodnol office on Monday to have a chat and potentially start work with them, initially on a three month contract but hopefully for the full five years the project is forcast to run. Add to that the reasonably good salary, all expenses paid and world travel. Oh, and working with my old drinking buddies Could this be any better?

So, if I get it, it'll either be the best chance I've got, or the worst. Let's hope it's the best eh?

Luuuuuuuck!

Congratulations lad. Pity it is in Nodnol, but the world travel sounds good.

The Nodnol part doesn't bother me too much, as I've never worked in Nodnol before.

Go for it mate

Nice one, Pastey! Good luck!

Work in Nodnol & Well paid & Travel gotta be better than no work

Work is definatley better than no work, I just really hope I get this job now.

YAY Pastey!
And just when the Scottish contingent are seemingly debunking from Nodnol and the surroundings. Ah well, I'll be able to introduce you to some of the nicer watering holes before I go!

Zantic...

*smiles, and nods her head*

Maybe this time you should get what you deserve.

That sounded threatening...

Maybe we should be threatening on his behalf if they're not nice to him. Mind you, I'm sure Pastey can be threatening on his *own* behalf...

Really? I thought Pastey could only be a perve...

Oh! To a man offline too! I'm sure there are plenty of other things Pastey can do. Like... uh... um...

Perhaps Pastey should be following that dream occupation of tea-boy at a top-shelf mag photography studio?

Which dream, exactly?

*turns to Pastey with a reproving look, only to remember he isn;t there. Unfortunately not before she has turned several circles and has collapsed gracefully in a heap*

*holds up a 6.0 scorecard*

Wish *I* could work in a proper sleazy porn shop. The one's with the dodgy stuff out at the back...