h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 Hi,guys!
I've just registered to H2G2, it's 6.30am, and I've been up since 3.30am! So, as usual, I'm feeling a little edgy! I'd just like to know why there's no good TV on in the early hours. Or any other time, come to that. "From the Earth to the Moon" is excellent, but who decided to show it at 12.00pm on Saturdays?
One thing I wont discuss is WORK. Once I'm home, I dont do the "W" word! But I like SF, science, natural history, and building models.
Oh, and my name is Paul, by the way...

I know how you feel about the magic 'W'! I promise Never to mention MAIM SOUNDS ever again......

This is Logan 5.
(having just had a few tinnies, and Jessica 6, I can tell you that carasell was GOOD tonight. I cannot discuss work, as I 'resigned', and will not be de-briefed, numbered, filed or indexed ! I am NOT A NUMBER ! my life is my own. Number 2) .

re-new ! re-new !

I have arranged a luna eclipse in your honor for 11 am tomorrow.

Number 6

I an going, I can feel it, I can feel it.

changed my mind, Im not MARTIAN, I am Logan 5

Hi there Dde type entities.
There is nuthjing wrong with Linn Hi-Fi, it makes magnificent Barn Door Stops in Royal Gloucestershire, see if the dont!

pause, of course I am

Keep taking the Gnats Piss Logan 5.