h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

u wanna chat hun?? wots ur asl plz?

hiya darlin yeah i wonna chat asl plz im 20/m/bham u plz what do u look like plz xxx

i don't think its important wot i look like hunim only after a chat! im 21/f/bradford!

yeah okay babe so how are u today and what u been doin xxx

hiya babe how do u set out my space xxx

ive no idea hun, i got sum1 else 2 do my page!!

im fine hun, how r u????

ohrite babe and im fine thanx how about u so what turns u on hun xxx

excuse me???? woteva turns me on is no business of urs, its private & ur a stranger, & a pervy 1 at that!!!
if uve visited my page ull know i r'nt single & im a mother!!

bloody helll i was only playin ya up and i aint a perv

ive read ur other threads & ur always askin' the ladies wot they look like & wot turns them on & im afraid hun ur coming across as pervy.
just chill out hun & stop being so forward! this isn't a dating agency!!!

yeah what ever im off to the pub wiv my mates

don't get funny wiv me
im only statin' the obvious! maybe thats y not alot of ppl let alone females leave a msg on ur page!!!!!

why cause i wonna no what they look like

if ur not gonna meet 'em y know wot they look like, most of 'em lie newayz!

i think u have a point there cause alot of them lie anyway i dont lie about what i look like so did u go on ld and what was ur user name xxx

yeah i went on ld hun, my usernames were:- tweets, mini-pops & i.bumped.my.head.when.i.fell.from.heaven
wot were ur names hun?? & wot rooms did u use???

mine was funlad and brummielad and i went into the romance room and foyer sometimesu do u chat to any peps of ld on ere and whats there old users xxx

i speak 2 quite a few they r all on my friends list!!

ohrite so what u up too later then xx

housework, housework &......errmm.......housework!!!!