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two weeks in dublin
Javert Posted May 13, 2003
I'll bet it's 118 Uk. If so i'm at a terminal nea
r you.
two weeks in dublin
Demon Posted May 13, 2003
It is 118uk indeed... hmmmmm *looks around* I wonder who you are.. I can be spotted a mile away.. and if you dont spot me.. you'll know me as soon as I open my mouth LOL
two weeks in dublin
Javert Posted May 15, 2003
You'll need good eyesight I'm off work this week. back in on monday. I'll look out for the h2g2 site on computers on floor two.
Whose team are you on?
two weeks in dublin
Javert Posted May 15, 2003
During the average day working for directory enquiries.
Does it seem that you get at least one caller who:
1. Removes batteries from his/her hearing aid.
or
2. Drinks at least three double vodkas.
or
3. Slurs speech as much as possible.
or
4. Adopts broad and utterly incomprehensible regional accent.
or
5. Turns telly or radio up as loud as possible.
or
6. Opens all windows to let in traffic noise.
or
7. Encourages their children to play ‘Who can scream the loudest?’ two feet away from the telephone.
or
8. Removes false teeth.
or
9. Hides all pens and paper in the house.
or
10. Forgets all manners.
or
11. Places telephone as close to mouth as possible.
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12. Breathes as loudly as possible.
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13.Works up into a really bad mood.
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14.Completely forgets the name of the person they are looking for.
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15. All the above
THEN AND ONLY THEN, PHONES ME ON 192?
Or am I just having a bad day?
Javert.
two weeks in dublin
Demon Posted May 15, 2003
All of the above.. repeatedly... some are multiple choice answers...
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