h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

here is the complete guide to drinking from a cup. After this, you unco's out there will fit in like the rest of us.

most of you don't know but i was once the most unco of all people and i couldn't drink form a cup if my life depended on it but now i couldn't be more popular.

here is what you do:
1. generally, most cups are circular, so you can easily get a grip it. Remember you have to get a firm grip and you must hold the grip, you can't just grab it for two econds and let go... you must hold on the whole time.

2. bring the cup, with your arm, close to your mouth. Do not turn yet. Remember that if you turn too early then the drink inside the cup will spill. This is where most people go wrong.

3. GENTLY tip the cup towards your mouth. once you feel the drink in your mouth stop tilting. you must remember that.

4. swallow the drink in you mouth and tilt the cup back to the unpright position. DO NOT tilt the cup upside down otherwise the drink will spill everywhere.

5. gently put the cup back onto the table.

now that you have done these step, you have successfully dranken from a cup. CONGRATULATIONS!
now you can enjoy all kinds of drinks

All I can say is: What the hell? By the way, this isn't where you make entries to the Guide.

1. i was really bored

2.then where the hell do you make guide entry's?

On your space, under 'my most recent guide entries', it should have add a new guide entry, or something like that.

how long does it take?

As long as it takes for you to write it.

k....well how come this isn't in the guide then even though i asked it to be edited

because it's really bad.

so they only post things that are good?

they only edit things that are good, you can post anything you like

oh

you should say 'oh'

oh, oh