h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nearly the first week with H2g2 - coo, what a learning curve.
I've joined in so many conversations I could almost call myself a typist again. So many people - some nice, some .... well interesting. It IS adictive - but I'll grow out of it. If I can stop being a 40 a day smoker for 25 years I can certainly give this up any time I like. Honest.

I really must learn not to type ideas before engaging brain. Several times I've felt like a real horses doodah because I've not caught the drift of whats going on - I just jump in and then make myself look a complete wally. How does everyone else manage to be so bloody cool and on the wavelength? Oh dear deary me. This is going to degenerate into a pool of self pity and mawkishness.

Ruddy hormones. I really must make a note to come back next life as a tom cat. I have it all planned. For the first five years of my new moggy life I am going to paint the town red and have a fight and fun everyday. In my sixth year I shall find some little old dear to cosset me and feed me for the rest of my natural life. OK, it might involve being "fixed", but I'd have my memories. And it'd be nice to have someone to actually take an interest in my well being, too. Yes. Definately a Tom Cat next time around...

the best way is not to change iden"tities" get an implant allright bad joke see "" no do what ive done retain redundent identies try puting that through a spellchecker i now what you mean by engageing brain before jumping in but if you want to get even more confused try next time you get that thought look it up and see what transpires

You're right about coming back as a cat - they've completely got it sussed.

Sounds to me like you're really getting a lot from H2G2, very pleased. Every time we convert someone from technophobe to nethead that's more diversity in cyberspace, it's all good.

Just to let you know, things cassa Manical Despot No.7 (or Rosie to her mates <wink&gt is all good, although Sundays tend to be better as I have a yoga class at 11 am which I find really helps centre me.

Sending out good thoughts to you and your (esp. Fred)

Great to hear from you - E mail buzzing its way through the ether to you. Fred and Barney fine today - peace reigns quite nicely.

I still want to come back asa Preferably tomorrow!

Net Pimple!!! Gosh I'm sussed, being one of Natures squeezers...
Have a good Bank Holiday