h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well I'm in even more trouble than I was last
week after my weekend...And once again, not my fault. It's all
gone horribly wrong as far as my perving days are concerned
and if R didn't know for sure I liked him before he
definitely does now

Ok, so Friday I was on my way home and passed O'Grady's and
almost didn't go in...I was actually past the pub and then
decided bugger it, it's Friday I'm gonna have a drink. So
in I went and B the day barman was still working and
after he'd laughed at me cos M had told him
what 'blithering idiots' me and B had been the night
before when we'd staggered out at closing time (2am) who
should suddenly appear at my side but R (!!!!!) you
should have seen my face! I thought he just worked
Saturdays but he told me he does Fridays as well - well I
haven't been in there on a Friday night so I wouldn't have
known (and L said that he only worked Saturdays).
Anyway, he asked if I was gonna hang out so (of course) I
said yes. Later he asked if I like basketball and I
admitted I haven't really seen that much of it to know and
he's a big basketball fan and the Toronto Raptors were
playing so he put that on the tv and we watched it. I now
like basketball. I was very good, I didn't perv on him all
night and left fairly early since I was skint lol.

Saturday it was a blizzard here, sodding typical since I
was going out - the weather is against me even on this side
of the Atlantic lol! I went out (can you believe this in
2 coats - but even though I wore my heeled boots I didn't
fall over in the snow which I was very impressed about. So
I bought a nice pretty new top (cos I was in trying-to-
impress-R-even-though-it's-pointless mode) and left my
glasses at home and was properly dressed up with my trusty
max factor lippy on, and was in O'G's by just after 6pm.
Thought I'd have a couple of drinks in there, then go meet
H and T at this party...Well H was still at
O'G's finishing her shift so I ended up just going with her
after the couple of drinks, and she just HAD to make a
couple of comments didn't she?! I can't remember what
started it but I ended up saying to her that R had
already had me in there the previous night so she was
like 'oh REALLY??!!! Well R, so you had her in here
last night, you didn't tell me THAT' - I cringed behind the
glazed smile I fixed on my face and R, not looking
impressed at all said he couldn't tell her everything.
Then later on they were debating where to put this sign
and H wanted it up high and J disagreed and said nobody'd see it - then making the point that nobody notices the signed guitar they have up high on the wall. I piped up and agreed with him on that one so
H says 'well she's too busy looking at the 2 good looking guys working here to notice things like that' (OH MY GOD) then she was like 'oh, make that 3 good looking guys' cos M walked in at that point. I could have f*****g killed her lol!! I know I looked good though cos M told me so (but he's married) and then R was
complaining he didn't feel good (cos he'd been out after
work the night before) and he told me he'd slipped over
outside and marked his trousers as well...And hadn't he
just marked them right at the bottom of his arse and didn't
he just show me (drool lol). I asked him and J where
there was a good after hours place to go to and they said
there was one on S (a block from my place) which had
live music and rock music on. So making a mental note of
that, me and H left...so no 'Scaryoke' as J calls
it for me. The party was ok, there was a guy with a guitar
singing and I got snogged by H's gay cousin P (who
was snogging a lot of girls for a gay man). H got it
properly that I like R and she was saying he didn't
know and how she'd hook me up with him and we're made for
each other (but she was very pissed). Then we went to
Grossmans bar for a drink and I actually got talking to a
cute guy (OMG) so I may have to go back in there sometime
and see if he's in there again and when Grossmans
closed we went to the after hours booze can...and which one
did we happen to go to, yep the one I'd been told about and
who walks in a few minutes after us....???? Oh yes!!!
R, J, L, L and his brother S. He ran away from me twice though, and H was telling me off for not talking to him and it just wasn't going well. Then S came up to me and was like 'You like R?? Why??'
so I dunno if it was H or whoever but it seems like
everybody knew. So there was a live band on, but they were
very definitely Irish, lot's of fiddles so it wasn't quite
my scene. Got talking to R and told him so and he
agreed then was on about some different kinds of music he
likes. He had a couple of joints later though and we were
talking for a bit...He kept telling me it was quite shady
being in an after hours, cos it's open after hours and then
he was telling me how it was tough. I still don't know
exactly what IT is but apparently it's tough lol. He was
saying he was thinking about going soon and I was skint so
I got ready to go. Then he suddenly gave me a hug and was
like, 'Bye, see you next week, you gonna hang out?' and I
said yes and off he went to find J who was chatting up
some girl. I got outside and couldn't believe I
left...H and T were getting ready to leave as well
so it would've been the perfect excuse to hang with R
and J but no...I flippin left!!! Anyway, I went into
O'G's Sunday before my shift to see what state H was in
cos she was at work and she was rough heh heh. It was 6am
when I'd got home and I'd gone before them so you can
imagine what she was like as she'd been at work since
11am. She said 'And what about R eh, I think he's
shy' so I asked what she'd said (cos I f****n knew she'd
have said something the little bugger) and she said 'all I
hear from you is girls girls girls and there's this girl
who thinks you're a nice guy and you run away' (oh f**k he
knows!!!) and she said he'd come out with these 'excuses'
as she put it as he's buying a house and then she told me
it wouldn't make sense if she repeated it...That means
something bad was said and she didn't wanna tell me,
despite the fact she said he hadn't said anything about me
but it was about him. So it's all gone horribly horribly
wrong. I was happy just going and perving quietly on him
(and the other cuties) and keeping my gob shut and H's
gone and told him. How much do you want to bet me he
doesn't say 2 words to me now this weekend cos he knows???
I have a history of that, any nice guy I like who finds out
promptly stops speaking to me. I forgot to ask H if
she'd said this lot to him before or after I left but I
reckon it was after cos I heard from J Sunday night
that he and R were the last ones to leave the after
hours and I reckon she waited for me to go so she could
talk to him without me shooting her Looks. I feel so bad
about perving on him now. Oh, and I found out he's the
same age as me (according to H) and where he works through the week