h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh there is so much totty I'm perving over in O'Grady's...There's a new one I hadn't seen before who was working Saturday night when I went in to perv over R, so I got to perv over the pair of them and I was adopted by L the shooter girl who forced me to go on the karaoke with her (oh the shame!). Then Sunday night I went in for 'a drink'
and ended up crawling into bed at 4am Monday morning, when I was starting a new temp job at 9am, after drinking with L(the unofficial bouncer type guy), H(waitress), J(the new cutie, after he'd come off shift downstairs) and M(waiter).

Then last night mum and I took this guy W out for a
drink as he said he didn't know any of the pubs by us so
guess where we went? Yep, and 4 pints, over half a pitcher
of beer and several games of pool later I got to bed after
1am this morning...And yes, I was ogling M a little
too. So much totty in one pub it ain't fair!!! I shall
try my damnedest not to go back in until Saturday though,
as R only works Saturdays (so L said on Sunday night) and he's my main man, although J is rapidly catching him up!!! I think I'm
getting back into the swing of being a Geordie drunkard after 6 weeks of behaving myself! About time too

I know I said I was gonna try not to go in until Saturday, but it's Thursday and it's $3 for all tonight so I may nip in for a quick beer on my way home...I don't know!!!