h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Carefully moving the lasagne dish out of reach*

I'm Granny Weatherwax, one of the Assistant Community Editors (ACEs) around here, we're a bunch of volunteers who go around the site welcoming people, cats, beings etc to the wonderful world of h2g2 so...

WELCOME, pull up a comfy chair and have a or two or maybe a ?

I see you've written your page in GuideML, this won't work until you click on the GuideML radio button which you'll find underneath the box you've written you introduction in (click on Edit Page, on your space, under your name).

I've put together a page of links you might want to take a look at, you can find it at A616747.

After all that, if you've got any questions, or fancy a chat, either hit reply (don't worry, in 99.9% of cases it won't hit back) or click on my name, visit my space and leave me a message (under all the bumph you'll find a button that says dicuss this)

Hope to catch up with you around the site

luv

Granny

*places the lasagne dish back*

*puts lasagne dish on head and stands in the corner*

Sorry Garfield, I boobed try A614747. That's what comes of typing with my specs on

There's nothing wrong with my eyesight - my arms just aren't long enough!!!!

I think I fixed it but I fear I may have made it worse. Hey Hey.

You've done just fine Garfield, if you want to see how anyone's page is written in guideML, just type the following into your browser putting the number of the page in. You can find anyones number by hovering your mouse over their name - try it with mine if you like!http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/testuserpage140245