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England’s funniest joke (apparently)
Vampire Princess Started conversation Jul 11, 2003
O.K believe it or not this joke was voted England’s funniest joke;
Two weasels are sitting at a bar. One starts to insult the other.
He screams: "I've slept with your mother!"
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens for what the other weasel will say.
The first one yells again: "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!"
At last, the other says: "Go home, dad, you're drunk."
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............(starts to hear cricket noises)............that's got to be the lames joke ever, it's so bad it didn't even make me laugh out of pitty, and that is Eangland's funniest joke? Man we really must have the worst joke taste in the world!
England’s funniest joke (apparently)
Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Jul 13, 2003
Not true, you did create monty Python and Fawlty Towers, so cheer up.
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