h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do you torment all wimmin like you do me?

How do I torment you Magster?

Well, making out you were mugged is a good example

I will reword it then, I was robbed by C&E because I bet they had some of those ciggies. You don't live in the real world Magster, a man has got to do what a man has got to do. There is no industry or work where I live, and no asylum seekers either because they have more sense.I was born here, all my family and friends are here and I shall probably die here.Apart from deal in drugs, or steal and rob from people I will do anything.I'm serious Magster, 50,000 fags from Belgium is no problem it's not that big a package you don't have to be Einstein to do it.Do you know another thing that gets up my nose, No Magster I'm not going there I will get down from my soapbox and shut my mouth.Sorry my petal I will not annoy you again.

Lew, sweetheart, you are not annoying me....honest Go on tell Auntie Mags what else annoys you.

You never did send me that photo did you.

And my next question

Is luoloubelle a Lesbian? because it sounds like she is

Lew No I didn't send you that photo because I have spent so much time chatting on YM and AIM that I haven't had chance to catch up with my e-mail. Fret not, you are on my "to do" list.

It's a bit hectic at present in the magster household. We were supposed to have the workmen arrive on Mon to install wood panelling to dado level on the walls and a complete new wooden floor, none of yer laminate stuff. However, as with all things, workmen do not turn up. He did call tonight though and will start work at about 11am tomorrow . Added to this my vacuum cleaner broke down on Sunday which is not good when the 30yo carpets have just been taken up off the floor and paint stripper applied to all the wood in said hall, stairs and landing. So, we find another cleaner, order it Sunday night from Amazon, not the cheapest but they say delivery is Tuesday, which is the quickest. Delivery is made on Tue but what is inside the box, no not a dyson but two bloody sony playstation dance mats, not much good for cleaning sh*t up. So I have spent the last 48 hours on the phone to Amazon, in between all normal household duties and doing my eldsest son's maths homework (it will be wrong!) who say delivery will now be on Friday. I will not hold my breath and I dread to think of the dust tomorrow night after nearly a day of wood sawing, drilling etc.

Gosh, now you have fallen asleep

Yes, Lou is def a lesbian, well bisexual. I knew she was. My radar is finely tuned. The problem is that she doesn't really recognise the fact yet and it will take some time and a lot of counselling before she can out herself to Mr Lou and her friends and indeed, recognise herself for what she is and has always wanted to be. You know how it is with these with wimmin that protest about how straight they are....all dykes

There you go Lew You can wake up now

Darling
You have added me to you list of friends , do you mind if I add you to mine. Cos I aint got any yet.

Lew, I would be honoured. Add away

Hi Mags
I have added you as my very bestest friend . I thought they were a bit offish on the, is this thread today. Tell me Mags do you and Loulou know each other personally, perhaps you are lovers .You probably know one or two of the other people on the is this thread as you are obviously conversing with them by e-mail .You nearly had me going yesterday,one day I will tell Auntie Mags all about it .

Lew, you little fantasist Of course Lou and I are not lovers, we have never even met, let alone slipped between the sheets. Yes I do converse via e-mail with one or two from the boards and h2g2. As for being off on "Is this..", just my way Lew and I wasn't being off. I can be a little abrupt at times and am def, assertive bordering on the aggressive when I am pre-menstrual but I never mean any of it and peeps that know me well, know I don't

Assertive bordering on aggressive...hhmmm...remind me to stay out of your way for a few days then Mags!!!

Lew what are you doing lurking around here...and am I one of your friends too?

Hi Mags my bestest friend
Glad you cleared that up for me,I can't be right all the time , only I thought they were being offish not you dear.Hard to follow some of the chat sometimes, and not being perfect (I'm as near as you will find though)I get confused.

Hi Chopsy
You just posted before me so I did not see your message.I'm not lurking, this is my page (I am allowed one ). Now lets get one thing straight, do you want to be my friend after I axed you for Magster. And talking about Magster do you think she is a Lesbian cos I want to know if I am wasting my time.She sounds like a wonderfull girl,the perfect femail but I've got no chance against women.

Dear Lew you torment
Don't worry about the shannanigans on the "Is this..." thread. Every now and then we all have a go at one another and say horrible things and call each other names. It's a bit like the school playground and if you think it's bad on there then you should see what we sat to one another on YM! The best of it is that we do not mean it, it's just a bit of fun. Take the thread with a large pinch of salt.


To answer the question you asked of Lou, no I am not a lesbian. I am beginning to think you have a bit of a thing about our sapphic friends, you naughty boy. A gay friend of mine once said to me, "Magster, it is clear that you really like wimmin and are in touch with wimmin and understand wimmin. However, you have 'I like dicks' tattoed across your forehead". Well I actually don't have that as a tattoo on my forehead, I think it reads 'I'm nice to gorks and geeks' or something similar, but you get the drift.

Hi Mags
I think I have been put in my place, good job you told me about the tattoo though as I would have been inspecting all the wimmins foreheads that I meet .Can't figure out what I am though a Gork or a Geek.

Neither, my darling .
You are Lew, sapphic fantasist, fag and booze smuggler, the great tormentor, and all round good egg

Hi Mags darling
I'm a little worried about these sappic fantasist tendencies that I have. Does this mean that as I fancy women I must be a lesbian ? Smuggler, great tormentor and all round good egg Magster you have a way with words.

Lew baby It's the way I tell 'em
On the base of the evidence before me Mr Lew, sapphic fantasist, failed smuggler, all round good egg, etc etc etc, yes, I would say that you are a lesbian. What are you going to do now, have a sex change?