h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

just seen the news! some bad tornadoes in west tennessee, you should phone home and make sure your loved ones are ok

i aint been in contact lately. hopefully you got the pic before i left honey.

oh thats ok what have you been up to then? anything interesting?

ive had no pic????

i been doin' nothing "interesting" lol. Sorry bout that. thought it got sent before i headed off. Tomorrow morning for sure honey.

what you been up to ? behaving ? lol

Hiya Aron
what nothing 'interesting' at all? hmm sure i believe you lol

where have you headed off to?

i havnt been up to much, i always behave why? what have you heard? lol

hope alls well, did you get in touch with home?

Yeah i did contact home, theres only my mom way back in memphis the rest is in the lone star state.

ohhhhhhh baby you dont wanna know what i heard LMAO.

well thats good news! all are well


NOW, what have you heard?????
im not saying im paranoid but i may have to track someone down and do there kneecaps!!!!! lmao


so how are we tonight? and you never answered, where are you? you havnt flown home already have you?

i got a few friends in Kent so thats where im at

what have i heard ? hmmmmm all kinda things honey not good... lmao

im fine just playing with this thing (by that i ment the computer lol )

hows you tonight ?

ouch! it!!! just banged my knee and logged myself out! lol

blimey! you wasnt kidding when you said you wanted to go all the way up and down! kents only up the road! my friends in chatham, anywhere round there? when did you get there then?

fortunately i happen to know you only speak to 1 of my friends and ive already told her..if anyone asks tell them nothing!!! lol

playing with the computer hmm lol

im pretty good tonight thanks ive recovered from a 5mile or more trek across the heath in heels in this heat! lol

well that is the best motion up n down lmao

only up the road huh...c'mon up lol
not too long ago really

awww honey that mean she aint gonna tell none of dark secrects ? lol that aint right

ii aint playing with them computer in the kinda way you're thinking lol

heat ? what heat ?

so they tell me but i cant remember pmsl

cant come up (or over even) its late now! lol you still there next week?

dark secrets? who? me? nahhh? you havnt heard heard otherwise i trust?

what kinda way? how you play with your computer is your business..its not me who has a dirty mind! lol


heat? i told you we're having a heatwave here! it was baking today! phew! nearly got sunstroke! im not used to the sun you know!

oh really ? lol sure you cant

What me , a dirty mind ? why hell no ma'am lol.

i'll be here unitll the 2oth

heat wave my ass lol

well they say its like riding a bike but i havnt been on a bike in years either lmao

can you say that> "why hell no ma'am" in your cowboy outfit? whilst your friend takes a pic of you? pmsl OMG! must be late now im sounding really sad!

in kent till the 20th? hmm maybe ill pop over to my friends just drop in out of the blue like lol you'd have to watch her though! you turn your back on that 1 and she'd beast you soon as look at you! pmsl

is that right ? you never forget how to ride honey lol

ummm strange request believe me had some worse/werid 1s lol

yep till the 20th. then all the way back up north

beast me ? should i start to now then ?

riding? what horseriding? oh i know havnt been horseriding in years but used to enjoy so im sure i could remember

you calling me strange/wierd? at the end of the day Aron your the 1 who wears that outfit and 'plays' with your computer!!! lmao

well why dont you email me and tell me whereabouts there you are and who knows i might find my way down there..to visit my friend of course!!

erm 'beasting' - erm lets just say its er erm lmao 'a quaint lil english word' you learnt over here

have you done any sightseeing yet?

umm yea err thats what i ment for sure lol.

would i do that ? lol
baby i could think of many things to play with ( the computer not being 1 of them) LMAO

look at you teaching me all these dirty british words

sure thing honey, oh yea to vist your "friend" of course

well friends took me out to some night club, friendly people

see i knew that was meant lol

you do like to play dont you! (with words! lol)

who said it was a dirty british word? me? i dont think so might of ummed and erred but i definately didnt say it was ..id never heard of it before but my mate over theres always going on about getting it, 1 of her words...


(TAKES A PAUSE FOR ELVIS... peace in the valley)


...yeah us brits arent so bad and i for 1 am not a whingeing pom always moaning about the amount of rainfall we get (lack of it maybe)! lol what do you think of the place so far then?

anyway pal..ive been talking for well over an hour now what must you be thinking! lol im going to get to bed, leave you to play with your computer, cowboy hat or..whatever

thanks for the boy
speak to you soon, goodnight Aron take care

like to play with alot of things lol.

it seems pretty good to me.

hmmmm i dont think i should post what im thinknig lmao

night.
talk to you later

xxx

yeah ill bet typical bloke!..your the same when your children you boys are always playing with something lmao

hmm probably best you dont LOL

have fun
see you later

lol
y'think ?

hows u been ?