h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ur talking to a liverpool born naturalised irish citizen,so u been to ireland?

yeah been loads of times, my family are Irish lol



got to log out i think ive just my page up, looks like im on pc!

brill,ur a mna na eireann,take care,and keep in touch

whats 'mna' and how do you pronounce that?


anyway Sean i gotta go bed for my or ill never be up for work damn i try so hard not to swear but that work word keeps popping out lol


take care yourself speak to you soon

its pronouced men-are,the sentence means woman of ireland,sweet dreams o nameless vamp,take care

i knew the rest
night night take care Sean

nite

To Whom This May Concern......


(that would be anyone who bothered to put me on their pal list, OR any nosey tw@s who happen to be lurking on the premises!!!

DONT GET EXCITED ITS NOT A SUICIDE NOTE OR LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT, AND FURTHERMORE IF IT WAS I WOULD NOT BE LEAVING ANY OF MY ESTATE TO THE LIKES OF YOU!!! LMFAO

well where to begin.......
the beginning seems a good a place as any!

I was born in my native homelands of Transylvania in 1671............
too far back? lol

ok ok to the point well i wished to let you all know i have left my plush new york apartment (pent house suite)!!! due to a misunderstanding with my landlord..he refused to have my native soil skylifted to my coffin, (you know the 1 i refer to on occasion with all mod cons including cable and state of the art contempary furnishings though i still insist on my familiar old silk lined interior) so i bit the mind that was after an ongoing dispute where i refused to pay rent because he was discriminating against and i lost my patiance with him lmfao

so there we are due to a major police investigation where some so called friends (the ) pointed the finger on MORE than 1 occasion i might add (course i suspect that may have had something to do with an email war i am currently involved in pmsl) i erm thought a change of scene might do me good that and the fact the C.I.D, the FEDs, and the damned N.Y.P.D were interested in my activities in certain locations in and around the city i thought a homecoming was in order! sharpish! LOL

so should anyone wish to enquire of my whereabouts ive gone underground however if anybody not knowing of my past lives ahem i mean life or 'friends' (we use that term loosely around here)!!! my new premises can be found in my motherland (well 1 of them anyway) of Transylvania where the grass is plentiful waheeeeeeey LOl (that didnt come out as i ment it to)!!! the soil is rich and furtile and full of old friends, the villagers still stupid docile mortals so the feeding grounds are once again plentiful (geesh must tell you sometime why i left) ahhh 'tis good to be back, drop by sometime and say hello (after sunset naturally the eyes arent what they used to be) i particulary welcome AB Negs donors ahem i mean guests
well parting is such sweet sorrow and all that rubbish but places to investigate (i hear the nearby moors is now a fantastic sports centre so it may well be my new feeding ground when i wish to eat more healthily) and of course new mortals to bite cough i mean new people to become aquainted with.............

fare thee well for now, i shall be back when nobody remembers my face! but alas that is for the future to decide..........


Regards,
~~Insomniac.Vampire~~

To Whom This May Concern......


(that would be anyone who bothered to put me on their pal list, OR any nosey tw@s who happen to be lurking on the premises!!!

DONT GET EXCITED ITS NOT A SUICIDE NOTE OR LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT, AND FURTHERMORE IF IT WAS I WOULD NOT BE LEAVING ANY OF MY ESTATE TO THE LIKES OF YOU!!! LMFAO

well where to begin.......
the beginning seems a good a place as any!

I was born in my native homelands of Transylvania in 1671............
too far back? lol

ok ok to the point well i wished to let you all know i have left my plush new york apartment (pent house suite)!!! due to a misunderstanding with my landlord..he refused to have my native soil skylifted to my coffin, (you know the 1 i refer to on occasion with all mod cons including cable and state of the art contempary furnishings though i still insist on my familiar old silk lined interior) so i bit the mind that was after an ongoing dispute where i refused to pay rent because he was discriminating against and i lost my patiance with him lmfao

so there we are due to a major police investigation where some so called friends (the ) pointed the finger on MORE than 1 occasion i might add (course i suspect that may have had something to do with an email war i am currently involved in pmsl) i erm thought a change of scene might do me good that and the fact the C.I.D, the FEDs, and the damned N.Y.P.D were interested in my activities in certain locations in and around the city i thought a homecoming was in order! sharpish! LOL

so should anyone wish to enquire of my whereabouts ive gone underground however if anybody not knowing of my past lives ahem i mean life or 'friends' (we use that term loosely around here)!!! my new premises can be found in my motherland (well 1 of them anyway) of Transylvania where the grass is plentiful waheeeeeeey LOl (that didnt come out as i ment it to)!!! the soil is rich and furtile and full of old friends, the villagers still stupid docile mortals so the feeding grounds are once again plentiful (geesh must tell you sometime why i left) ahhh 'tis good to be back, drop by sometime and say hello (after sunset naturally the eyes arent what they used to be) i particulary welcome AB Negs donors ahem i mean guests
well parting is such sweet sorrow and all that rubbish but places to investigate (i hear the nearby moors is now a fantastic sports centre so it may well be my new feeding ground when i wish to eat more healthily) and of course new mortals to bite cough i mean new people to become aquainted with.............

fare thee well for now, i shall be back when nobody remembers my face! but alas that is for the future to decide..........


Regards,
~~Insomniac.Vampire~~

To Whom This May Concern......


(that would be anyone who bothered to put me on their pal list, OR any nosey tw@s who happen to be lurking on the premises!!!

DONT GET EXCITED ITS NOT A SUICIDE NOTE OR LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT, AND FURTHERMORE IF IT WAS I WOULD NOT BE LEAVING ANY OF MY ESTATE TO THE LIKES OF YOU!!! LMFAO

well where to begin.......
the beginning seems a good a place as any!

I was born in my native homelands of Transylvania in 1671............
too far back? lol

ok ok to the point well i wished to let you all know i have left my plush new york apartment (pent house suite)!!! due to a misunderstanding with my landlord..he refused to have my native soil skylifted to my coffin, (you know the 1 i refer to on occasion with all mod cons including cable and state of the art contempary furnishings though i still insist on my familiar old silk lined interior) so i bit the mind that was after an ongoing dispute where i refused to pay rent because he was discriminating against and i lost my patiance with him lmfao

so there we are due to a major police investigation where some so called friends (the ) pointed the finger on MORE than 1 occasion i might add (course i suspect that may have had something to do with an email war i am currently involved in pmsl) i erm thought a change of scene might do me good that and the fact the C.I.D, the FEDs, and the damned N.Y.P.D were interested in my activities in certain locations in and around the city i thought a homecoming was in order! sharpish! LOL

so should anyone wish to enquire of my whereabouts ive gone underground however if anybody not knowing of my past lives ahem i mean life or 'friends' (we use that term loosely around here)!!! my new premises can be found in my motherland (well 1 of them anyway) of Transylvania where the grass is plentiful waheeeeeeey LOl (that didnt come out as i ment it to)!!! the soil is rich and furtile and full of old friends, the villagers still stupid docile mortals so the feeding grounds are once again plentiful (geesh must tell you sometime why i left) ahhh 'tis good to be back, drop by sometime and say hello (after sunset naturally the eyes arent what they used to be) i particulary welcome AB Negs donors ahem i mean guests
well parting is such sweet sorrow and all that rubbish but places to investigate (i hear the nearby moors is now a fantastic sports centre so it may well be my new feeding ground when i wish to eat more healthily) and of course new mortals to bite cough i mean new people to become aquainted with.............

fare thee well for now, i shall be back when nobody remembers my face! but alas that is for the future to decide..........


Regards,
~~Insomniac.Vampire~~

Damn Stupid Blonde !

i pressed that more than i should of done and ive just realised i was trying to leave no trail of my whereabouts!

perhaps a namechange might be in order if im under investigation! but then again the relevant authorities would never think of looking for me in my Motherland ha ha! not so blonde afterall i could fool anyone!

i read two paragraphs n thought it i cant be botherd. get back in your box oh evil one lol

Malo

Thanks for your kind words lol i left a little thankyou note for your help in your space but you overlooked me for Lynsey Brown..tut tut get back in there and reply!

awwwwwww vampy you know i didnt meant it what i actualy meant was... well i acnt type it here as it would be considerd to offencive no seriously though i didnt see a msg from you in my own thread, i'll go look n ignore it in due course lmao

Malo

you'll go look later and ignore it huh? hmmm we know where your loyalties lie i could add something at this point but for the fact its a public site and there is your reputation to consider i might let you off the hook with that comment i might lol ok you go look later....













lmao

hey dont get all stroppy vampy, was gonna piss you off with a call later biy ya
well as you will know doubt have noticed that the temptation to look at the msg you referd to has been looked at n replied to,
if you have anything to say about me n it helps to restore my bad reputation then pls feel free to speak n whats with all the you rounding them up for the local takeaways lol

Malo