h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi i thought i would cheer you up with the news that i shall be off line for a few days . So i'll leave you with an ample supply of AB negs just to help you out , now enjoy the peace wont you, and dont miss me too much lol. See you when i get back so until then as always .xxx

and so you have lol
its good that you thought ahead though and left us a ready supply of my AB negs
enjoy the peace? im gonna have a party in your absence!!!
yeah until then no more b@ll@x at the end of your msgs woohoooo!

HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i'm back, bigger and badder than before, all the stillness and peace are now once again disturbed (yes just like me - oh and dont forget to include yourself in that last statement)hee heeeeee. Now i'm sure as you should already be aware that all that at the end of my messages are only there to cheer you up (or is that to p you off, either way it works doesn't it?), you know i only don't want you to miss me too much . I hope that all is well with yourself, all the best and as always .xxx

oh your back ,

great..but you know there was no rush dont you? could of stayed away for months i wouldnt of cared either way

yeah all that at the end of your msgs does me right off but you know that, thats why you do it right?

1 thing you can be 110% sure of is i didnt miss you too much infact i didnt miss you at all! all WAS well yeah thanks and now your here <--- see that? thats me smiling through gritted teeth

well gtg been great conversing with you and all that b@ll@x byeeee

spite as always

Well it's always nice to know that you have missed me so much, even if it was for all the wrong reasons, although i'm sure it's only a facade hee hee. Now come here and give us a big and .
Well i take it that you are ok, as your last message was a lot more on form than some of the others, or was you trying to be nice to me so that i may just dissappear, as there was no more fun in winding you up?
Lovely to chat to you and have fun as always .xxx

where did it say id missed you????? dont flatter yourself i dont do off! im always ok but if i thought being nice would make you disappear i may even consider that though kneescaps/baseball bats sounds like more fun..more pain involved mind being nice.. nice yuck dont fancy that no i dont do nice


go work in the boars head (and watch it clear) stop bugging me

Now how can i reply to that? you say all the sweetest things to me, my dearest , do i detect from the smell of your breath, that picking were hard last night and you ended up biting some street urchin again, oh poor you - here let me help , you know i hate to see you all withered and frail, there's less bite that way and wouldn't seem right now would it?

All my fondest as always .xxx

ive been away though saying that i got this before i went but your so full of i couldnt be bothered replying till now

no point me telling you to take your and shove it where the sun dont shine cos you dont listen do you ya

withered and frail huh? still look in better shape than you though dont i LOL

well hope your familys well much spite as always to you

i dont know, there was me being ever so kind to you, and what do i get in return: hashi be sirfratak (arabic my dear), again you have the sweetest way of putting things dont you?

Yes i believe that the family are all ok, mind you the s are at s so ask her about them, and the is asleep on the sofa, blowing tiny fireballs in her sleep.

So how was your time away then, i bet the local rag had a field day with all those missing bodies (feeding time) didnt they?.

Wishing all the best for you as always dearest BN.xxx

you managed to con into having your kids? lmao nice 1

time away was very good thanks met up with some right nice people oh and Awol LOL

local rag? missing bodies? they cant prove a thing i have an alibi lol

you referring to your misses as the ? only cos shes asleep i dont know how she puts up with you cos you did my head in..in person..but then you do a pretty good job on here dont you

hashi be sirfratak? well the hash bit makes sence anyway LOL

spite as always

bottles of ABnegs(go easy on my neck, it hurts)
BN.xxx