h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

just though i'd say "hi". like u, im from ld & also like u im a NUTTER!! so if u wanna chat, just pop along my space & we can bounce off the walls 2gether & i just might let u borrow my straight-jacket &

hiya i know you are, we have a mutual friend (or fellow nutter depending on how you look at it lol - Awol!)

straightjacket + ? hmm well if you lent me them i have a good idea what id like to do with them, that would involve a night out in sheffield but i cant get into that here! lmao

sure chat anytime




p.s./ who told you i was a nutter? lol

weeeeeellll....i came 2 the conclusion u were a nutter after a) reading ur page..........
b) reading ur e-mails (forwarded
by the lovely Awol)
c) realising u have an unhealthy
obsession wiv neils "n*b-winkle

god......i hope it was u who sent those (hilarious) e-mails otherwise ive just embarrassed myself & probably offend u.
NOTE 2 SELF-must stop analizing things like Miss Marple.......OH MY GOD!!! i know who Miss Marple is.....oh the shame!!!!!

ok you got me i spose i am a bit of a nutter lol
erm yes they are from me the forwards, however it is not an unhealthy obsession i have with awols 'n' im just a taker lmao
nah your ok im not easily offended being blonde a lot of things go straight over my head lmao
miss marple? you should be ashamed!!! pmsl@u
btw if awol says anything good about me - hes lying lol

well, wether u r a piss-taker or an obbsesive, u gave me a few giggles, which i must say isn't very hard (i laugh at nething & find most things amusing!!!) as u can tell im simple minded but im not thick, i mean, im not blonde!! i couldn't resist, don't take offence!!
as 4 miss marple- my nan used 2 force me 2 watch it, she used brute force, honestly, she was a big lady, it wasn't through choice i watched it!! hercule poirot-now that was tv!! lmao@myself!!

by the way hun, if u've got ne more gigglicious e-mails, let me know & ill give u my e-mail addy!!

oi oi less of your i get enough blonde jokes off Awol LOL

no offence taken i shouldnt give it if i cant take it right

tell Awol to give it to me, (dont put it in here) and ill pass a few on to you..how old are you by the way? cant remember if i asked but id like some idea as to whats appropriate lol

well, i'm 21 & i have a 2yr old daughter so i think that qualifys me for a few rude & equaly hillarious emails. i'll get u my addy in a jiffy


lynsey

21? yeah just about..least your legal now lol
well in that case ill pass ALL my junk your way

by the way thanks for the email earlier though ive had it a few times already lol