h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Now that I got rid of the pics.

Ev'reybodeh say Heeeeeeaaay...

Heeeeeeaaay! That was a picture of ME and HER you got rid of, you. All for the sake of speeding up the loading of a page..you..go...to...lots of times a day.

Ahem. Right. I'll just go look in the mirror then.

Honestly, you people and your whining... all over the difference the fraction of a second that it takes to load a picture or two makes in your life... I mean, would you really have done anything that much more constructive with such negligible chunks of time?

I'm not whining. I just got tired of people not visiting my page.

There was an ALARMING lack of activity. There will someday be a NEW Spamanda picture going up..but that means that they will have to get the stuff in their camera developed.

hah.

Think of it as motivation.

Motivation! Motivation!

HOORAY!

I think you should make your whole PAGE out of pictures of Spamanda! You should take pictures of them posing in the shapes of letters and use them to type out the WORDS!

Will you help me? With Retsin?

*goes and gets the camera*

Yesssss, develop...film. Must remember how to do that. Film, must remember what that does.

Then we need to buy a scanner.

*helpfully holds the camera near the modem* This help?

Me? Are you kidding? Of course! Anybody needs a little draggin' down, I'm the one they call.

I know when I do she makes me feel worse


Sorry couldn't resist that one *runs off giggling*

Oh yeah. That was classic.

Dear Ant,

Would you like some tartar sauce with your foot?

Regards,

Krissy