h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I should have it tattooed somewhere.

PMSing? Bad day? Life suck?

Put on Red Dwarf and suddenly the world is put right again.

*laughs herself better*

"Mr. Rimmer, you're a Smeeeeee.... Hnggeeee...."

"I'm a what?"
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"What is it, Kryten?"

"It's a... small off duty Chekloslovachian traffic warden."

"YES! And this?"

"A red and blue striped tennis umbrella"

"Excellent! And what's this?"

"It's an orange, sir."

"No. What is it?"

"It's the Bolivian navy on maneuvers in the South Pacific."

Krissy, though i can not speak with your expirence, but RD has saved many a bad day.

Yep...

"You're the sexiest computer sprite I've ever seen"

"Oh Phillip"

"Oh Loretta"

*they kiss... Craig Charles' hat falls off*

*they pull apart, he gives the camera a little-kid grin*

"What do I do now dad?!?"

Hee hee....

"ATTENTION LADY CATS! THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY! I AM FEELING VERY, VERY SEXY!"

Krissy, you're a cat?!?!

Yes I am. All girls are cats. We love to be pampered, fed, complimented and snuggled, but only on our terms. We're preocupied with appearance, but consider it a noble trait rather than vanity.

Meow.

*throws over a ball of string*

*bats it around some*

*gets bored and looks out the window*

*produces a small catnip plant*

*sniffs the air*

*goes berzerk*

*chews the carpet*

I thinhk it's best not to comment on that one.

Good call. We don't lose our cool until you introduce mind-altering substances.

I think the comment i didn't write was much more um... indescrete.

*giggles like a sleep-deprived student in an anything-but-sterile living environment*

I think he's right.

Oh that comment *realises he's following KM around again* I can't help it, what can I say she reads the cool stuff

*lounges a bit*

Yeah. There's not a whole lot to say here, really, is there?

*kicks around for awhile*

Maybe we should take an excursion. We haven't had a mass excursion anywhere in awhile. *pulls out some maps and spreads them out on the floor*

There was the attempt to go to St Louis, but bubster wa kidnapped. I guess we could head for the west coast. Never been there.

*pulls out a world Atlas*

We should pick somewhere overseas that none of us have ever been to.

*thinks about the Phillipines*

*pokes head shyly around the corner*

*puts in her two cents worth*

West Coast!! West Coast!! Come out thisa way!!