h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's the most beautiful dress there ever was.

We have a date (April 30). We have a venue. We're having another in London. We're probably honeymooning in Spain. We're having two engagment parties and a bridal shower and two stag parties and a bachlorette party.

This entire next year is going to be amazing. I'm strapping on my seatbelt.

Oh! The dress! You lucky girl, I still don't have mine!

Me either! (should i be worried?)

Yes. May I reccomend silk organza. It's working for me.

But how does it go with facial hair? Hmm?

I'm sorry. You'll have to shave.

You're getting married on my birthday! The cheek...!

Seriously, though, I don't mind if you steal my thunder for that particular birthday, KL. It's not as though I won't have another one, and having a friend who also has a good excuse for a party means that it might be somewhat more eventful than it's been for some years now...!

Hooray for general joyous celebrations HOORAY!!!

*waves flags*

*waggles elbows and knees*

*shimmies*

Hey! Shimmin' is MY job!

*shimmies too*

*shimmies three*

Well i'll be, it's a hoedown!

*plucks the banjo whilst blowing a shine jar.

*mutters something about logins and cookies*

*waggles her elbows extra hard in keeping with the hoe-down spirit*

*goes cross-eyed trying to imagine a wagglin' shimmy*

Has a coniption trying to imagine the simultaneous playing of banjo AND 'shine jar - this person evidently has four hands, and hindu gods don't normally play banjo, I think...!

"Please do not offer my God a peanut."

but if someone else were to hold the jar...

See. Lateral thinking. It's what separates us from *looks around all shifty like* THEM *points*