h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That if the woman that sits in the cubicle next to you at work wears tons of perfume and you are allergic to it...and you ask her not to wear it 'cause you sneeze like crazy... and you ask again politely the next month... and she's STILL wearing it....

I think you should be permitted to shoot her.

It's the only thing you can do.

Are you a Dilbert fan, by any chance? http://www.dilbert.com is my second favourite website (after h2g2, of course) and so the mention of cubicles always makes me think of Scott Adams' magnificent creation and smile. The "List Of The Day" feature, in which disgruntled employees from around the English-speaking world pour devastating scorn on their bosses, never fails to cheer me up.
In fact, I often contribute to it myself under the name of "Dr Jekyll & Mr Corporate".

I don't think you can shoot her, but the Geneva Convention is very clear that you can hack her to death with a letter opener or a blunt pair of scissors (I believe the choice is yours).

Hope this helped.

I think my favourite thing about this website is the outpouring of support I recieve when dealing with any problem.

*holds scissors in one hand and letter-opener in the other*

You know, the scissors definatly have the better grip, but there's something about the pointy stabbiness of the letter opener that really appeals to me.

Ohhhhh Vaaaalllerrrrieeeeeee.......

*hands over several rubber bands*

Shoot her eyes out! Shoot her eyes out!

~prepares herself with mop and bucket~

Go on, do your worst, I'll take care of the mess.

It's no good. She's gone and switched jobs and moved to the 22nd floor before I could do her in.

Fortunatly we have a woman that seems at least as vapid taking her place. Ugh. There must be something with that cubicle. We need to exorcise it.

I suggest a good five-mile run followed by a few dozen laps in the pool. That's some *good* exercise....

Ah hah hah. hah.

Well, someone had to do it I suppose.

ithankyouverymuchohyesido...

No no no... thank YOU.

you're very welcome

Good. *has had the last word AGAIN!*

Have you?

Yes.

Are you really sure?
It can be very tricky,
To get the last word.

Look, for example,
I have the last word right now,
Until it goes to.........

Someone completely different. ie me.

But then all I have to do is this, and I'm back on top.

Again.


Heh.

I thought this was the bottom.